Would you sacrifice a body part...

[Juan King]

What if you had to remove the body part yourself with no pain killers? Would anyone saw their own leg off for £1m?

 

[Barcon]

I'd just leave them as they were, with a bit of tidying up like. Then when people ask me what happened as we are sat in the VIP lounge of the latest club to open, Grey Goose galore and free fanny for everyone, i'll tell them what I did. It will also stop people fucking with me as it will mean i'm obviously a crazy bastard. No-one fucks with crazy bastards, especially ones who let a former heavyweight champion of the world chow down on their ears for £17m.

I think you would struggle for fanny with just 2 holes on the side of your head. I mean money talks but to some slappers but your going to wanna settle down at some point

I'll buy a few wives, fit ones too. Also I could pretend not to hear them when they're nagging, by waggling an imaginary ear where it used to be in a 'hello, I have no fucking ears you daft ****', kind of way.

You could always move over here. We don't take our ear muffs off for half the year anyway.

 

[Pigeonho]

What if you had to remove the body part yourself with no pain killers? Would anyone saw their own leg off for £1m?

A million? Fuck that. £10m maybe.

Would you take £100m if it meant resembling Boxing Helena?

 

[Juan King]

What if you had to remove the body part yourself with no pain killers? Would anyone saw their own leg off for £1m?

A million? Fuck that. £10m maybe.

Would you take £100m if it meant resembling Boxing Helena?

I don't think so. You could get a decent box for £100m but I would rather have arms & legs.

Would anyone have their eye hooked out then get skull fucked through the eye socket by a tramp for £5m?

 

[chaddblue]

What about letting a tramp cum on your face for £100,000

Close call, but I could never justify paying that much

 

[ono]

If someone said i'll give you a million a finger how many would you lose pidge?

1/10th of my little one.

 

[Pigeonho]

What if you had to remove the body part yourself with no pain killers? Would anyone saw their own leg off for £1m?

A million? Fuck that. £10m maybe.

Would you take £100m if it meant resembling Boxing Helena?

I don't think so. You could get a decent box for £100m but I would rather have arms & legs.

Would anyone have their eye hooked out then get skull fucked through the eye socket by a tramp for £5m?

Was is it with tramps?!
For £5m? When you say hooked out, what kind of hook? Like a fishing hook that rips the fucker right out, or a hook which is done ever so slowly, like a clawing fashion?
You need to be specific here, as £5m is as risk.

 

[Juan King]

A million? Fuck that. £10m maybe.

Would you take £100m if it meant resembling Boxing Helena?

I don't think so. You could get a decent box for £100m but I would rather have arms & legs.

Would anyone have their eye hooked out then get skull fucked through the eye socket by a tramp for £5m?

Was is it with tramps?!
For £5m? When you say hooked out, what kind of hook? Like a fishing hook that rips the fucker right out, or a hook which is done ever so slowly, like a clawing fashion?
You need to be specific here, as £5m is as risk.

I thought I would combine the body part & tramp parts as they have been the main themes of the thread so far.

I imagine some kind of rusty butchers hook ripping the eye out. The tramp has genital warts also.

 

[Pigeonho]

I don't think so. You could get a decent box for £100m but I would rather have arms & legs.

Would anyone have their eye hooked out then get skull fucked through the eye socket by a tramp for £5m?

Was is it with tramps?!
For £5m? When you say hooked out, what kind of hook? Like a fishing hook that rips the fucker right out, or a hook which is done ever so slowly, like a clawing fashion?
You need to be specific here, as £5m is as risk.

I thought I would combine the body part & tramp parts as they have been the main themes of the thread so far.

I imagine some kind of rusty butchers hook ripping the eye out. The tramp has genital warts also.

I'm going with a resounding yes for that then. Sure, it will hurt and yes, the wart-encrusted cock entering your gooey socket will be an experience, but it will take an hour from start to finish and then you can go away, still with vision in one eye and with £5m in the bank. The diamond encrusted eye-patch will pull in the women too so all in all it's a no-brainer really.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

What if you had to remove the body part yourself with no pain killers? Would anyone saw their own leg off for £1m?

A million? Fuck that. £10m maybe.

Would you take £100m if it meant resembling Boxing Helena?

I don't think so. You could get a decent box for £100m but I would rather have arms & legs.

Would anyone have their eye hooked out then get skull fucked through the eye socket by a tramp for £5m?

Well no because i would die from brain trauma!!