manclad
Well-Known Member
Well I have just walked with the wife to Newton Heath health centre ,on the corner of Oldham Road and Old Church Street, for her flu and Covid jabs.
I'm happy to report that we made it there and back without being accosted or assaulted by any gangs of roving Welsh football thugs.
However,if anything like this happens again ,I am going to take a lesson from the local laws and customs that are available to the good people of Chester.
I believe that you are allowed to shoot any Welshmen who are within the city limits after midnight,with a longbow.
So can any fellow Englishmen and Bluemooners provide me with a longbow crafted from the finest Yew wood ?
And a quiver full of arrows would also be very useful in my quest to defeat the descendants of Owain Glyndwr.
I'm happy to report that we made it there and back without being accosted or assaulted by any gangs of roving Welsh football thugs.
However,if anything like this happens again ,I am going to take a lesson from the local laws and customs that are available to the good people of Chester.
I believe that you are allowed to shoot any Welshmen who are within the city limits after midnight,with a longbow.
So can any fellow Englishmen and Bluemooners provide me with a longbow crafted from the finest Yew wood ?
And a quiver full of arrows would also be very useful in my quest to defeat the descendants of Owain Glyndwr.