TEVEZ SINKS UTD TITLE HOPES.
Carlos Tevez sunk manures title hopes with a extraordinarily unique DOUBLE hat trick in the 81st,83rd, 85th,88th,90th &94th, minutes, after manures manager substituted Wayne Rooney in the 80th minute, after Rooney was seen arguing with his wife near the dug out, after it was reported that at half time Rooney was seen handing flowers & chocolates to the new hero of COMS the 1 & only GRANDMA.