WTF was that on MOTD?

MOTD is a rag wankfest, City are the team to beat and they don't like it. Never mind Mario's overhead, the move and finish for Milner's goal was sublime but not a mention. Let's see how they take the scum getting humped next week on rag wankfest 2 (MOTD 2).
 
I'm seriously gobsmacked here. Genuinely bewildered. Was that a parody for Comic Relief or something? What the fuck????
A great over-head kick from Balo. A mature unselfish performance from the lad where - instead of looking disinterested as he is often accused of being in the media - he was berating team-mates and bang up for it. A sensational pass from Milner followed by a glorious goal. And a final twenty minutes that was reminiscent of Leeds v Southampton in '72 only without the showboating flicks and advertising hoardings promoting the virtues of Duckhams Oil.

And those absolute cunts spend their entire summary chuckling away as if they've just been mildly entertained by the antics of Bobo the fucking Clown! Swiftly followed by somehow clumsily squeezing in another cum-fest over the rags....who were shit today....whilst we went top of the league playing fantasy football at times with a centre-backs waltzing through a previously unbeaten side's defence for fun.

Can you imagine how they would have been if the roles were reversed? If City had got lucky at Anfield. If Hernandez had scored with the overhead kick. If Rooney had sprayed a majestic fifty yard pass before following up with a sublime curler.
They would have had to play 70s German porn music over the analysis.

'Ho ho ho....he'll get a red card at some point...ho ho ho' What? Like Rooney did last week Shearer you tufty-haired ****-flap? Letting down his country YET again.

It defies belief. Seriously, it just defies belief.
 
they cannot praise us AT ALL.

had to try make something out of nothing with balo just because yaya didnt pass the ball properly or w/e


wankers on bbc
 
Hansen with his rag worshipping bizarreness has known for a long time that he can get away with saying whatever he feel like saying, however moronic, dishonest or vindictive....

We rented a skip the other week to get rid of ancient gardening stuff and/or some other completely redundant shite cluttering up the house. In the course of preparing to vacate the premises, Emma and her relatives went around emptying out drawers and cupboards around the shop. Then they go into the changing rooms and try stuff on without buying the actually like. A plague of locusts is pending and the rats are dead.
 
Pam said:
Hansen with his rag worshipping bizarreness has known for a long time that he can get away with saying whatever he feel like saying, however moronic, dishonest or vindictive....

We rented a skip the other week to get rid of ancient gardening stuff and/or some other completely redundant shite cluttering up the house. In the course of preparing to vacate the premises, Emma and her relatives went around emptying out drawers and cupboards around the shop. Then they go into the changing rooms and try stuff on without buying the actually like. A plague of locusts is pending and the rats are dead.
Eh?
 
Lucky Toma said:
I'm seriously gobsmacked here. Genuinely bewildered. Was that a parody for Comic Relief or something? What the fuck????
A great over-head kick from Balo. A mature unselfish performance from the lad where - instead of looking disinterested as he is often accused of being in the media - he was berating team-mates and bang up for it. A sensational pass from Milner followed by a glorious goal. And a final twenty minutes that was reminiscent of Leeds v Southampton in '72 only without the showboating flicks and advertising hoardings promoting the virtues of Duckhams Oil.

And those absolute cunts spend their entire summary chuckling away as if they've just been mildly entertained by the antics of Bobo the fucking Clown! Swiftly followed by somehow clumsily squeezing in another cum-fest over the rags....who were shit today....whilst we went top of the league playing fantasy football at times with a centre-backs waltzing through a previously unbeaten side's defence for fun.

Can you imagine how they would have been if the roles were reversed? If City had got lucky at Anfield. If Hernandez had scored with the overhead kick. If Rooney had sprayed a majestic fifty yard pass before following up with a sublime curler.
They would have had to play 70s German porn music over the analysis.

'Ho ho ho....he'll get a red card at some point...ho ho ho' What? Like Rooney did last week Shearer you tufty-haired ****-flap? Letting down his country YET again.

It defies belief. Seriously, it just defies belief.

I have just read that with the sounds of stirring music ringing in my ears and a happy tear running from my eyes......Bravo sir, Bravo!

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Lucky Toma said:
I'm seriously gobsmacked here. Genuinely bewildered. Was that a parody for Comic Relief or something? What the fuck????
A great over-head kick from Balo. A mature unselfish performance from the lad where - instead of looking disinterested as he is often accused of being in the media - he was berating team-mates and bang up for it. A sensational pass from Milner followed by a glorious goal. And a final twenty minutes that was reminiscent of Leeds v Southampton in '72 only without the showboating flicks and advertising hoardings promoting the virtues of Duckhams Oil.

And those absolute cunts spend their entire summary chuckling away as if they've just been mildly entertained by the antics of Bobo the fucking Clown! Swiftly followed by somehow clumsily squeezing in another cum-fest over the rags....who were shit today....whilst we went top of the league playing fantasy football at times with a centre-backs waltzing through a previously unbeaten side's defence for fun.

Can you imagine how they would have been if the roles were reversed? If City had got lucky at Anfield. If Hernandez had scored with the overhead kick. If Rooney had sprayed a majestic fifty yard pass before following up with a sublime curler.
They would have had to play 70s German porn music over the analysis.

'Ho ho ho....he'll get a red card at some point...ho ho ho' What? Like Rooney did last week Shearer you tufty-haired ****-flap? Letting down his country YET again.

It defies belief. Seriously, it just defies belief.

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Utter jokes they are. The agenda remains in full swing.
 
Pam said:
Hansen with his rag worshipping bizarreness has known for a long time that he can get away with saying whatever he feel like saying, however moronic, dishonest or vindictive....

We rented a skip the other week to get rid of ancient gardening stuff and/or some other completely redundant shite cluttering up the house. In the course of preparing to vacate the premises, Emma and her relatives went around emptying out drawers and cupboards around the shop. Then they go into the changing rooms and try stuff on without buying the actually like. A plague of locusts is pending and the rats are dead.

This is interesting, what are you on about?
 
jimharri said:
Pam said:
Hansen with his rag worshipping bizarreness has known for a long time that he can get away with saying whatever he feel like saying, however moronic, dishonest or vindictive....

We rented a skip the other week to get rid of ancient gardening stuff and/or some other completely redundant shite cluttering up the house. In the course of preparing to vacate the premises, Emma and her relatives went around emptying out drawers and cupboards around the shop. Then they go into the changing rooms and try stuff on without buying the actually like. A plague of locusts is pending and the rats are dead.
Eh?
+1
 

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