WTF was that on MOTD?

Let the bastards concentrate on Balotelli "the wild man-child". I hope it just makes Mario want to prove them wrong even more. Look what happened for the 5/10 minutes after the Villa fans taunted him for colliding with the advertising board. He shut them up pretty quick. We just need to be vocal in our support of Mario.

He is as mad as a box of frogs though!
 
Pam said:
Hansen with his rag worshipping bizarreness has known for a long time that he can get away with saying whatever he feel like saying, however moronic, dishonest or vindictive....

We rented a skip the other week to get rid of ancient gardening stuff and/or some other completely redundant shite cluttering up the house. In the course of preparing to vacate the premises, Emma and her relatives went around emptying out drawers and cupboards around the shop. Then they go into the changing rooms and try stuff on without buying the actually like. A plague of locusts is pending and the rats are dead.

How much you had to drink tonight pam??
 
The cookie monster said:
jimharri said:
Pam said:
Hansen with his rag worshipping bizarreness has known for a long time that he can get away with saying whatever he feel like saying, however moronic, dishonest or vindictive....

We rented a skip the other week to get rid of ancient gardening stuff and/or some other completely redundant shite cluttering up the house. In the course of preparing to vacate the premises, Emma and her relatives went around emptying out drawers and cupboards around the shop. Then they go into the changing rooms and try stuff on without buying the actually like. A plague of locusts is pending and the rats are dead.
Eh?
+1
yeh! i know what you mean mate. how much did you pay for the skip though??
 
Lucky Toma said:
I'm seriously gobsmacked here. Genuinely bewildered. Was that a parody for Comic Relief or something? What the fuck????
A great over-head kick from Balo. A mature unselfish performance from the lad where - instead of looking disinterested as he is often accused of being in the media - he was berating team-mates and bang up for it. A sensational pass from Milner followed by a glorious goal. And a final twenty minutes that was reminiscent of Leeds v Southampton in '72 only without the showboating flicks and advertising hoardings promoting the virtues of Duckhams Oil.

And those absolute cunts spend their entire summary chuckling away as if they've just been mildly entertained by the antics of Bobo the fucking Clown! Swiftly followed by somehow clumsily squeezing in another cum-fest over the rags....who were shit today....whilst we went top of the league playing fantasy football at times with a centre-backs waltzing through a previously unbeaten side's defence for fun.

Can you imagine how they would have been if the roles were reversed? If City had got lucky at Anfield. If Hernandez had scored with the overhead kick. If Rooney had sprayed a majestic fifty yard pass before following up with a sublime curler.
They would have had to play 70s German porn music over the analysis.

'Ho ho ho....he'll get a red card at some point...ho ho ho' What? Like Rooney did last week Shearer you tufty-haired ****-flap? Letting down his country YET again.

It defies belief. Seriously, it just defies belief.

A quality rant.
Hat is off,entertaining and I AGREE WITH EVERY WORD.
 
lee-mcfc said:
Pam said:
Hansen with his rag worshipping bizarreness has known for a long time that he can get away with saying whatever he feel like saying, however moronic, dishonest or vindictive....

We rented a skip the other week to get rid of ancient gardening stuff and/or some other completely redundant shite cluttering up the house. In the course of preparing to vacate the premises, Emma and her relatives went around emptying out drawers and cupboards around the shop. Then they go into the changing rooms and try stuff on without buying the actually like. A plague of locusts is pending and the rats are dead.

How much you had to drink tonight pam??

I just love Pams posts, they always make me laugh. This is the best yet! I want some of what she has had :-)
 
"With the biggest club game in world football ending in a draw... *sneer* we have new leaders. Good night."
 
On a lighter note, atleast we got the last goal on the end clip thingy :D.
 
Lucky Toma said:
me myself and i said:
anyway if you have the energy to post on here then you have the energy to post on the beebs complaints board. probably not a bad idea to let them know that we know. no disrespect intended.

Just seeking permission from my editor at Sabotage Times to change my review to a 'restrained' rant of the jug-eared **** and his shit-stirring wank-circle.

don't forget to mention their absolutely ridiculous salaries paid for by us

2 million for smug old jug ears plus chauffeur driven from his pad in surrey where the dirty old twat shacks up with his child bride

time for less costly and less biased new blood if motd is to survive

it's a joke now

''biggest club game in world football' wank wank wank

dear motd - please fuck off you boring old biased twats
 

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