Something doesn't add up, here, but then it rarely does with this fella. I know if I saw a jug of what looked like coke, but couldn't verify the contents, I'd give it a miss. And if I was a professional sportsman I'd be doubly dubious. And if I was a multi-millionaire I'd have a lackey to go buy me one with a fecking label and unopened.
Do people drink cola out of jugs? Doesnt it go flat?