Yaya Toure - commits future to City (page 855)

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In essence

Players are fickle and spoilt, and we are ruining English players by not playing them in our side.
 
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This Seluk fella apparently has quite a hold on Yaya, he has guided him from club to club with each step quite calculated and it has seen Yaya climb the football ladder from nothing to what he is now
For this reason Yaya apparently trusts him unequivocally even turning down advice from Kolo in favour of the Bulb Seluk
 
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big blueballs said:
This Seluk fella apparently has quite a hold on Yaya, he has guided him from club to club with each step quite calculated and it has seen Yaya climb the football ladder from nothing to what he is now
For this reason Yaya apparently trusts him unequivocally even turning down advice from Kolo in favour of the Bulb Seluk

Never trust a secondhand car salesman.......
 
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England r shit and its all our fault.
They will continue to be shit till someone realises rooney is an over ratted **** thats our fault aswell
 
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goatersnipple said:
England r shit and its all our fault.
They will continue to be shit till someone realises rooney is an over ratted **** thats our fault aswell

I think we could have a pretty decent world cup, the squad is there this time around and they have finally got rid of Lampard and all the old guard who were shit. Looking at the team now its full of players who might have a point to prove (apart from Rooney). It's a shame we have got an idiot in my opinion in charge who has less vision and guile than most of us can see past our nose.
 
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big blueballs said:
This Seluk fella apparently has quite a hold on Yaya, he has guided him from club to club with each step quite calculated and it has seen Yaya climb the football ladder from nothing to what he is now
For this reason Yaya apparently trusts him unequivocally even turning down advice from Kolo in favour of the Bulb Seluk

Yaya is definitely lacking in the ol' brain department if he thinks his successful career owes as much to his agent as it does his own ability. The icing on the cake for this chapter.
 
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inbetween said:
goatersnipple said:
England r shit and its all our fault.
They will continue to be shit till someone realises rooney is an over ratted **** thats our fault aswell

I think we could have a pretty decent world cup, the squad is there this time around and they have finally got rid of Lampard and all the old guard who were shit. Looking at the team now its full of players who might have a point to prove (apart from Rooney). It's a shame we have got an idiot in my opinion in charge who has less vision and guile than most of us can see past our nose.

I always thought Lampard was one of the few who could still resemble a professional footballer, even with the three pussies on his chest.
 
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Well Wisher said:
inbetween said:
goatersnipple said:
England r shit and its all our fault.
They will continue to be shit till someone realises rooney is an over ratted **** thats our fault aswell

I think we could have a pretty decent world cup, the squad is there this time around and they have finally got rid of Lampard and all the old guard who were shit. Looking at the team now its full of players who might have a point to prove (apart from Rooney). It's a shame we have got an idiot in my opinion in charge who has less vision and guile than most of us can see past our nose.

I always thought Lampard was one of the few who could still resemble a professional footballer, even with the three pussies on his chest.

Have to admit I would find this a distraction from football.
 
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F***ing great start to the article. Lol! :-?

Click on the link to read the rest of it.

Ever since Yaya Touré stepped in to disembroil one of modern football’s most serious cake-centred imbroglios – emphatically confirming that only he speaks for himself, not his spokesperson, who had earlier for some mystifying reason spoken for him, but who does in fact also speak for him and don’t worry because everything he said is true – a most ungenerous narrative has taken hold. It is one that dares to suggest the Ivorian birthday boy’s disgruntlement may not principally be about birthday cake at all.

That’s not fair. If Yaya, via his agent, who he not in the least bit strangely calls “Dad”, was in fact seeking to send a message to his dishdashed Abu Dhabian overlords, what message had they, through the complex medium of cake, been looking to send to him?

Look beneath the sugar-dusted surface, and the politics of cake are dark indeed. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/yaya-toure-comment-how-the-turbulent-politics-of-cake-revealed-that-all-is-not-sweetness-and-light-between-toure-and-his-abu-dhabian-employers-9428750.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 28750.html</a>
 
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Are you lot still harping on and on about Yaya Toure,i'm his biggest fan and even i'm sick to fucking death of hearing Yaya Toure's name being mentioned,can we please stop going on about Yaya Toure,Yaya Toure is our best player and will be playing for us next season,viva Yaya Toure!
 
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unsworthblue said:
Are you lot still harping on and on about Yaya Toure,i'm his biggest fan and even i'm sick to fucking death of hearing Yaya Toure's name being mentioned,can we please stop going on about Yaya Toure,Yaya Toure is our best player and will be playing for us next season,viva Yaya Toure!

Fair enough by me. But letting comments like 'spineless bastard' go unchallenged is very difficult.
 
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sir baconface said:
eversince 76 said:
I ran into this (sorry, quit long) story and, no matter Yayá and his agent childish behaviour, it makes one think ...


Jack Rodwell’s stasis says more about football than Yaya Touré row does

That's a helluva lot of words to say fuck all. Can anyone précis this in one short para?

Rammyblues said:
In essence <BR abp="797"><BR abp="798">Players are fickle and spoilt, and we are ruining English players by not playing them in our side.

I read it and thought it said exactly the opposite; that its the fault of players, eg Rodwell, that they don't live up to expectation.
The author reckons that Toure turned down Arsenal, did a few clubs in Europe, and ended up a better player for it. Also that Rodwell's opposite numbers v German u19's progressed better than him.The inference being that if English youngsters were looking to reach the top as footballers as opposed to reaching the top by simply being at a top club, they would be better footballers for what they had learned along the way.

Nowhere in it did I come across a slight against City. Not even a little dig. I didn't go back and read it a second time to check - its not that good - so may have missed one, but I'm fairly sure there wasn't one.

To be fair though, its written in such a flowery, over worded, ambiguous and imprecise way that you have to be able (and take the time to) distil the meaning from the vague ramlings he has written.

P.S.

I agree with everybody on this thread;

Yaya is a twat.
But he's our twat.
And he's a damn good footballer.
 
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The Blue Bas***d said:
buzzer1 said:
TrueBlue1705 said:
Yep same with Micah and the fact Zab is now one of the best RBs in world - Milner I have some sympathy with - think he could've started more games.

Name any player in the current England squad that would hold down a regular place in the City team?


maybe Joe Hart ??

No mate, Joe Hart.
 
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Oooooooh Yaya fucking Toure
He is the fucking man
He celebates his birthday
With Cake and Marzipan
His agent wanted flowers
Respect? would you believe
And When we win the leeeeeeeeeeague
He'll tweet he wants to leave...

Ohhhhhhhhhh Yaya Fucking Toure



Oh Yaya, its your birthday
Not gonna party like its your birthday
Not gonna get a card-y on yer birthday
Cos we don't give a fuck about your birthday

He wants out the club, had a fuckin blub
Said its not about money he just wanted a hug
He's the big daft monster that we all used to love
Now he's just a ****…


Spanish mate just sent me these
 
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Ballymagash Blue said:
unsworthblue said:
Are you lot still harping on and on about Yaya Toure,i'm his biggest fan and even i'm sick to fucking death of hearing Yaya Toure's name being mentioned,can we please stop going on about Yaya Toure,Yaya Toure is our best player and will be playing for us next season,viva Yaya Toure!

Fair enough by me. But letting comments like 'spineless bastard' go unchallenged is very difficult.

OK how about spineless then ?? He hasn`t had the balls yet to come out and tell the world that virtually everything that his so called "agent" has spouted off,is nothing more than slanderous crap and he needs to apologise to both the Club and its wonderful Owner.
 
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Ronnie the Rep said:
Oooooooh Yaya fucking Toure
He is the fucking man
He celebates his birthday
With Cake and Marzipan
His agent wanted flowers
Respect? would you believe
And When we win the leeeeeeeeeeague
He'll tweet he wants to leave...

Ohhhhhhhhhh Yaya Fucking Toure



Oh Yaya, its your birthday
Not gonna party like its your birthday
Not gonna get a card-y on yer birthday
Cos we don't give a fuck about your birthday

He wants out the club, had a fuckin blub
Said its not about money he just wanted a hug
He's the big daft monster that we all used to love
Now he's just a ****…


Spanish mate just sent me these

Very very good.
 
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As has been said....he's a twat, but he's our twat.

Obs, he had a cob on cos he didn't want to go to Abu Dhabi in first place, especially as he single handidly won us the league and he had abad leg and it was his birthday.
 
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nicko said:
As has been said....he's a twat, but he's our twat.

Obs, he had a cob on cos he didn't want to go to Abu Dhabi in first place, especially as he single handidly won us the league and he had abad leg and it was his birthday.
I sincerely hope you're fishing.
 
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