Yaya Toure - commits future to City (page 855)

[TFC]

Re: Yaya Toure

If you could ask Yaya one question, what would it be? Mine would be this...

So Yaya, Manchester City have won a domestic double and you played a pivotal role in that. With that said, so soon after the event, why have you decided to make everything about you, you selfish thick mardy twat? And what the fuck is with that bell end of an agent?

Technically that's 2 questions I suppose ;)

 

[aguero93:20]

Re: Yaya Toure

I have no fucking idea what is going on here.

Is Yaya's agent/Yaya just insane or is there a strategy for this?

I think he's just absolutely insane Damocles! :D
Seriously though, I reckon he was asking to be put up to Rooney's wage level and the club turned it down, after that Seluk started threatening to find Yaya another club and that's when the public outcry started, but due to a number of factors i.e. City's unwillingness to sell for less than a premium price (good on you Txiki if true), his age, wages, length of contract and his fruitloop agent, there weren't really any takers, so rather than bow down and apologise contritely, his agent has tried to come up with another bullshit story to save face with the fans and media, only he doesn't realise that instead of climbing out of the hole that he's dug for himself, he's just digging deeper and deeper. So, a strategy, but an insane and senseless strategy.

 

[Marvin]

Re: Yaya Toure

Does this have anything to do with Yaya?

Normally you would by definition tie player and agent together with one representing the other, but you only have to look at the history of Yaya and the agent at City to see that he makes very outlandish claims with Yaya doing something else eg signing for City and extending his contract

 

[urbanblue67]

Re: Yaya Toure

This thread is moving so quick i can't keep up. Can someone just quickly update me from yesterday please, as i'm getting ready for work in a sec and don't have time to read the thread.

Ta :-)

Yaya happy. Agent is a prick. Fans 50/50 on matter.

50% of fans think yaya and Seluk are twats and 50% think they are a pair of greedy arseholes?

^^^^^^ :-) Oh yes

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Re: Yaya Toure

I really couldn't give a flying fuck what Yaya's bonkers agent says.
If Yaya wants to stay at the club and help us to more silverware, then I'm happy.
And if he wants to leave, then he goes with my blessing and thanks for the silverware we have, and I'm happy.
Folks really need to lose some of the kneejerk hysteria and apply a bit of pragmatism and perspective here.

 

[Anonymous]

Re: Yaya Toure

I have no fucking idea what is going on here.

Is Yaya's agent/Yaya just insane or is there a strategy for this?

I'm similarly perplexed by this Damo ... i've boiled it down to three pretty simple scenarios ...

1 - They have an offer from somewhere (contractual) and they want the move and this is all an attempt to drive his transfer fee down.
2 - There's no offer but they think this is the best summer to move financially and are shaking the tree to see who falls out.
3 - He wants a new contract.

The problem is I don't believe this is about money in the sense that he wants a new contract at City. I believe they know full well they won't get another one after signing one which takes him to 34 years old last summer. If this is about example 1 then I can understand it. If the case is example 2 then it's the worst way to try and drum up business for your client I've seen for quite some years.

 

[TCIB]

Re: Yaya Toure

Does this have anything to do with Yaya?

Normally you would by definition tie player and agent together with one representing the other, but you only have to look at the history of Yaya and the agent at City to see that he makes very outlandish claims with Yaya doing something else eg signing for City and extending his contract

He has a kid named after him, i think they are pretty tight knit tbh Marvin.
They must be in constant contact, must be.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Re: Yaya Toure

I think he needs to be sectioned - It's cruel to put him on TV to be mocked

 

[scotty123]

Re: Yaya Toure

I know i nearly swallowed a Hobnob biscuit whole, he said the way Liverpool treat their players and the club in general is the best!!! especially Suarez after the biting incident, the guy is surely on fookin drugs!

This guy is comedy gold, he is a bleedin lunatic haha.
This stuff is officially funny now for me.
I kind of want him to go apeshit again just for the incredulous comedy value.

Any negative press on city has the media hacks all over it...why feed em...it can't be good for the club.
City have been trying to win hearts and minds and then Yaya supports his agents mad ramblings. I for one am tired of the negative media circus. Why can't we just get on with attracting the new players and sponsors we want for this season.

Example of the media circus is on talkshite now, Hawksbee and Jacobs saying that the Etihad should be renamed the Yaya Stadium to keep him happy, oh how we laughed.
They also said his agent has come out with this gem ''when Yaya leaves City he will be discarded like a piece of used toilet paper'' to be fair to H and J they are calling the man as an utter lunatic
This circus has gone far enough now, get rid of the pair now before they damage our club much more

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Re: Yaya Toure

The press response to this is just getting better and better, and has now probably balooned into something that unfortunately for Yaya will define his career. Always a birthday joke waiting in the wings, always an image of a cake, a crazy agent.

This coaching/technical director crap is equally as funny. He'd be near the top of your list for someone who wouldn't be good at those things.

Can you imagine him trying to explain something to a group of kids?
"rightIwantyoutogetaballIfinkanddribblebetweentheconesandwhenyougetIfinkpastthelastconeIfinkyoushouldtakeashotatthegoalandtrytoscorewhenyouhavedoenthatgotothebackofthelineandhaveanothergookeveryoneknowwhattheygottodo?"