Yaya Toure - commits future to City (page 855)

[EricBrooksGhost]

Re: Yaya Toure

Only a northerner in the purest sense of the word would try and argue that Paris is a shithole whilst extolling the virtues of Middleton ... :)

No Parisian nightclub can match the eclectic nature of a night in the old Shillelagh

 

[laserblue]

Re: Yaya Toure

It's a shithole, but thats just my opinion

This
Was told by a Parisian "we don't like each other you don't stand a chance"

I like the French especially the Norman French but the Parisienne, ppfftt

I note your reference to 'Parisienne' (i.e. a female from Paris as opposed to a male Parisien). Is this a Freudian slip or have you had a traumatic experience with a lady in Paris that you'd care to share with the rest of us? ;)

 

[pavelsrnicek]

Re: Yaya Toure

This is his latest today in The Sun.

Toure: "Nothing is planned for the time being. Too many things have annoyed me.

"It has been disappointing. I am just asking for some respect. I want to put things back into context. After the season I'd had, I needed to speak out."


Arrogant prick.

Still no actual reference to City but plenty reinforcing his belief that everyone is against him.

He's still trying (and doing a very bad job of it) not to burn bridges in the hope that if PSG/ Monaco/ Barca don't actually come up with a decent offer he could still either get more dough from City or at least come back to us after the World Cup and be welcomed back into the fold.

He's playing very high stakes poker with a bad hand and bad advice.

 

[scotty123]

Re: Yaya Toure

This
Was told by a Parisian "we don't like each other you don't stand a chance"

I like the French especially the Norman French but the Parisienne, ppfftt

Only a northerner in the purest sense of the word would try and argue that Paris is a shithole whilst extolling the virtues of Middleton and Cheetham Hill ... :)

On a more serious note ... nah, I can't think of anything serious to say about Toure other than I hope he's sold.

Sorry mate but i would never be caught anywhere extolling the virtues of Cheetham Hill, i have mates live in Alkrington Middleton it's passable....just about lol

 

[scotty123]

Re: Yaya Toure

This
Was told by a Parisian "we don't like each other you don't stand a chance"

I like the French especially the Norman French but the Parisienne, ppfftt

I note your reference to 'Parisienne' (i.e. a female from Paris as opposed to a male Parisien). Is this a Freudian slip or have you had a traumatic experience with a lady in Paris that you'd care to share with the rest of us? ;)

It involves a train to Brussels, cheese and ham barms, cans of Boddingtons with the widget in, a pair of shorts with a hole in, a very spaced out mate, and a wicker basket full of fresh carrots, asparagus and celery oh and a shaken can of Irn-Bru, it turned out not very pleasent!

 

[tom]

Re: Yaya Toure

Only a northerner in the purest sense of the word would try and argue that Paris is a shithole whilst extolling the virtues of Middleton ... :)

No Parisian nightclub can match the eclectic nature of a night in the old Shillelagh

feet stuck to the carpet in there but was a late drink

 

[hgblue]

Re: Yaya Toure

This is his latest today in The Sun.

Toure: "Nothing is planned for the time being. Too many things have annoyed me.

"It has been disappointing. I am just asking for some respect. I want to put things back into context. After the season I'd had, I needed to speak out."


Arrogant prick.

Still no actual reference to City but plenty reinforcing his belief that everyone is against him.

It could just be that he's a highly paid footballer who's extremely good at his job who just wants his ego massaging, and if that's all it takes to keep a fantastic player I say pass me the oil. If, on the other hand, the real reason he's playing up is because he's been tapped up and wants away, I say fuck him off asap.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Re: Yaya Toure

Why? does Paris have more than two restaurants?

3 I believe.

No, it's only 2. That McDonald's in Montmartre closed in February.

Does anyone know the French for 'Big Mac'?

 

[Mrmcfc]

Re: Yaya Toure

3 I believe.

No, it's only 2. That McDonald's in Montmartre closed in February.

Does anyone know the French for 'Big Mac'?

Le big Mac?

 

[dobingsdobber]

Re: Yaya Toure

As much as yayas done himself no favours by not explaining his side of the story and as much as his agents an absolute leech of a human being, I still feel yaya has been,and some would say deservedly so,humiliated by a bored,struggling english sports orientated media.
I still feel this will blow over and yaya will vice captain us to our third title in four years.

He should never have been vice captain ahead of Zab anyway - bang out of order that! - He's hadn't earned the right ahead of Zab and he's a f*cking prima donna ....

Now way do I want to see this stupid c*nt leading the team out in Kompanys absence - that sends the wrong signal totally to the other players, the fans, everybody .... who the f*ck does he think he is ... we own the league, team went to Abu to celebrate and instead we all end up talking about some f*cking childish c*nt who's sulking cos somebody didn't wish him happy birthday ....

Pre-season:

1) Summon Yaya to office top speak with Pellegrini and Khaldoon

2) Tell him he's not going anywhere - he's got 3 years left on contract

3) tell him his barmy agent has no influence on how or what Man City do

3) Tell him Zab will be the vice captain

4) Tell him if his attitude isn't spot on he will 4a) be on bench or 4b) not be selected at all

5) Tell him to stop being a childish, selfish c*nt![/quote
give this man a life-time free- booze pass to the pub of his choice and a standing order reduction at his local chippy. I remember standing on the Kippax in 1969 and wondering if we could ever survive without Lee Bell Buzzer and the rest of the '68 team.We did! Toure is a passing phase,as are all players,we are the constant heart of the club.People from all the different strata of society pay to watch the team,from the priveledged of Prestbury to those of us struggling to keep body and soul together,and this arse hole has the temerity to complain about feck all.Yaya,thanks for all you did mate,now fuck off and take some other clubs millions to satisfy your massive ego,then when you retire,take your millions back to the the Ivory Coast and further the development of your own country.If in doubt,ask Craig Bellamy about the meaning of "noblesse oblige"