Yo momma jokes

[kiam06]

I saw your momma selling toasters at the Moss Side carnival,

 

[elliottrobo]

yo momma is so poor she waves ice lollys around her house and calls it air con

 

[Joliet Jake Blues]

Yo Mama's So Fat...her ass has its own M.P.

Yo Mama's So Fat...the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

And my favourite

Yo Mama's So Fat....she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

 

[burning blue soul]

your mother is so fat i was driving down the road the other day and she stepped out in front of me, i swerved to avoid her ....and run out of petrol.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

some of my favs

Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!

Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!

Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!

Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

 

[leiservampir]

Yo momma so fat she needs a bookmark to tell where her chin ends and her body starts.

Yo momma so fat she was diagnosed with a skin eating disease and given 18 years to live.

 

[blue dallas]

yo mama's so fat, after sex with her, i rolled over twice and i was still on the woman !

yo mama's so ugly when she bites into a lemon, the lemon pulls it face !

 

[MCFC BOB]

yo momma so fat cos she eats too much..

 

[Jay Division]

yo momma so fat cos she eats too much..

xD

This has to be the winner? Surely!?

 

[MCFC BOB]

yo momma so fat cos she eats too much..

xD

This has to be the winner? Surely!?

its the only one thats true!