You Are The Only Human On The Planet, Could You Survive?

I think before I went, I'd have to go to the airport and have a go at flying a plane. That's assuming that the captains don't take the keys home with them.
 
Outdoor masterbation with zero chance of arrest, whats not to like or will the thrill be taken out hmmm tough one
 
Interesting, theres been lots of films on the subject as well as a fair few documentaries. After watching walking dead for 6 months I have a thought long and hard about the subject. I would transfer to Waitrose, as I work there and only live 2 mins away but no electricity or back means fresh food would be redundant after 5 days if that but ambient storage would be fine for months. Weaponary would be a real first need, fresh meat etc.

Back to the stone age then, no more Bluemoon or transfer window arguments - I'm actually looking forward to waking up tomorrow. Imagine my disappointment ....
 
If I was alone in the world I'd make my way over to the USA, study up on how to fire nuclear missiles and then nuke the entire world in a synchronized attack. Hopefully it would prevent life from ever being able to rebuild. I'm heroic like that.
 
Firstly get a hold of a large truck to put stuff in and fill it with canned and dry foods from a super market depot. After this I would find a nice property with solar panels, this would provide me with basic electricity all year around, maybe look to installing a wind turbine further down the line as well, the said property would have open fires for heating in the winter months. There are other properties with external oil and gas supplies that arent on the grid, so one of these could be inhabited. Once these basics were sorted, then look into acquiring weaponry, a petrol tanker and filling it before taking it back to the property. Once this was achieved, I could drive anywhere, in whatever car I wanted to gather anything I might need to amuse myself ie porn, games consoles and the like.

Yes it would be a bit boring but i'd more than manage.
 
2sheikhs said:
Personally, I don't think I could survive on my own anyway. Not unless I could train the monkeys to cook takeaway food and deliver it for me. As for sex, I'd have to shave an orangutan and pretend it's susan Boyle.
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Why would you have to shave it....?
 
Head down to Cornwall find a nice yatch and sail round the world seeing as much as possible to keep me occupied, getting a parrot to talk to on the way and obvioulsy stocking up on supplies of beer and sausage rolls, as for no more sexual partners once I end up in Japan appently they have the most life like artificial ladies and other strange stuff.
 
urban genie said:
Head down to Cornwall find a nice yatch and sail round the world seeing as much as possible to keep me occupied, getting a parrot to talk to on the way and obvioulsy stocking up on supplies of beer and sausage rolls, as for no more sexual partners once I end up in Japan appently they have the most life like artificial ladies and other strange stuff.
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You wouldn't get past Lands End if you have never sailed a yatch before, it's fookin dangerous
 
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