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you make a noise on the way back up from bending down.

you go ahhhhhh after having a drink

you think milf porn stars dont look to old.
 
teenagers talk to you but you dont know what they are saying.

footballers start to look like the kids from the school near you

you have a hangover for 3 days. (just feeling right from sat night)
 
you think blanche off corrie is comic gold

it takes you 2 weeks to work an xbox controller without having to keep looking at it and getting twonked because you are not looking at the screen

you go for a pint, alone, and take a paper along with you so as not to look sad.
 

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