you can tell you are old when...

[Anonymous]

when your ears are the size of dinner plates

ye why is it old people's ears get bigger but yet they loose there hearing.

the nose and ears never stop growing.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

ye why is it old people's ears get bigger but yet they loose there hearing.

the nose and ears never stop growing.

ok cheers.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

when your ears are the size of dinner plates

ye why is it old people's ears get bigger but yet they loose there hearing.

one of the mysteries of the universe, like why when you get to a certain age, do your ears and nose hair grow faster than the receding hair on your head

 

[mr t]

You'd rather stay in than go out on a Friday night.

When you do go out on a Friday night you can't face going to a club and are home before midnight.

You look forward to watching 'The X Factor' on a Saturday night followed by Match of the Day and then bed.

 

[Dave Fabulous]

In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.

 

[The Pink Panther]

ye why is it old people's ears get bigger but yet they loose there hearing.

the nose and ears never stop growing.

The face recedes as a person gets older and that gives the impression that the nose and ears are larger

 

[firthy81]

You prefer to go for a Curry or Chineese than go to a club after a few pints in the local

 

[Anonymous]

the nose and ears never stop growing.

The face recedes as a person gets older and that gives the impression that the nose and ears are larger

well thats good news for me then.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

you think blanche off corrie is comic gold.

You think Blanche off Corrie is fit!

You listen to music and think "How can anyone lsiten to that noise"

You come home from a night out about an hour before the time you used to go out.

 

[Bilboblue]

You look at your sons attractive girlfriend and ask if her mother is single!