you can tell you are old when...

[RPDB]

The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... come back in style

You take twice as long to look half as good.

you are definatley the oldest at a night club

 

[Walshy]

Birds say to their mates 'your taxi's here' when you walk into a bar .....

 

[Dave Fabulous]

You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

 

[Anonymous]

you remember when it actually snowed at christmas

adverts of young people singing on t-mobile ads get on your nerves

you'd tap that woman out of the freesat ads.

 

[Dave Fabulous]

The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

You start complaining that all girls wear to much make up.

You look at your garden and think 'that could do with a weed'.

A shirt from the 81 FA Cup final won't fit over your head.

i thought i was doing well until you mentioned my 81 shirt :(

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

you know your old when you start looking like this.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

when you constantly smell of piss but dont know

when your ears are the size of dinner plates

when the waist band of your pants covers your nipples

 

[Anonymous]

you have a phone, but it takes you 3 months to get though £10 credit

you watch films all the way through that are criticaly acclaimed, but are shite

you think the guy driving up and down (and up and down) your street on his scooter is the f**ing antichrist.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

when your ears are the size of dinner plates

ye why is it old people's ears get bigger but yet they loose there hearing.