You know you're a blue when........

[Prestwich_Blue]

You've gone to the Old Trafford club shop just for a shit in the toilet.

You spelled 'middle of the shop floor' wrong.

 

[stonerblue]

.....''is illegitimate. He's not got a birth certificate''

 

[PinkFinal]

You smile when you see a 53 bus

 

[ninjamonkey]

You've been to hundreds if not thousands of games over your lifetime but Patrick from Ireland who's never been to Manchester is telling you you're a plastic fan.

 

[bluesteph]

You’d rather play Real Madrid than Wigan

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

You've been to thousands of games over your lifetime but Patrick from Ireland who's never been to Manchester is telling you you're a plastic fan.

This has been 5 years of my life.

 

[gloryhuntersince85]

you refuse to sing 'jingle bells' when winning away around the christmas period

 

[Blue Til Death]

Who’s shit?? “Man Utd”
Been saying that for at least 50 years…

Even now I declare I’m off to give birth to a rag when I’m off for a shite :-) I never get tired of saying it despite Mrs Death and everyone else who knows me (not fellow Blues) rolling their eyes …!!

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

If you were old enough to remember games before 2003, you will always look in a certain direction when passing through Moss Side and feel a sadness that it's not still there. In my life we have been at the Etihad for longer and I still look.

 

[Tanzeylee]

When you get married on the 9th of March 2020
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The future ex Mrs Lee reckons it was her idea so I'd never forget the anniversary.