You know you're a blue when........

[Indaparkside]

You are still coming back from york

 

[ballbag]

You've seen United play live in Derby matches more than any United fan has seen their team in any match.

 

[jaseisblue]

You've seen United play live in Derby matches more than any United fan has seen their team in any match.

I have been to that shithole only 3 times, but that probably beats a fair few rags.

 

[kaz7]

I get teased by a friend when she comes round that Everything is blue and white , my clothes ,bags, socks, coats curtains , bed clothes , throws, table cloth things , paintwork etc , tried painting merlin blue but he wont have it lol

 

[Blue Mist]

Every time you watch Bargain Hunt you want the reds to lose all their money and the Blues get hundreds of quid......

Even when it always seems that the Blues are clueless !!

 

[crazyg]

You see bairns (7,8 year olds) wearing rag strips and you hiss as they pass you…

As a counter to that.
When you see parents with kids wearing City shirts, you tell them "it's good to see you bringing your kids up right!"

 

[laserblue]

You don't own an item of clothing with red on it.

 

[SidJames]

When you look 70 but you are only 46.

Obviously this only applies to older Blues who went through it all.

 

[horlock_was_super]

When you watch Emmerdale 'cos Cain is a City fan.

 

[Hart of the Matter]

You still celebrate getting to 40 points each season... But still worry it might not be enough...