You know you're a blue when........

[blueste41]

You tell your foreign waiter your from Manchester and he responds with "Manchester United?" and you want to punch the f**ker!

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

You've done something petty to a United related item in a shop

 

[Sky Blue]

When you're top of the league, having won it 3 times in the last 4 years, you're in the semi final of the CL having made the final last year - but you still moan about the team, think half the players are dog shit and the manager can't manage the big games.

Sums up the matchday forum.

 

[its a Barm]

you look at dog shit in an alley fondly

 

[fivercider]

When getting something sorted by the ticket office requires booking a week off work.

 

[Harlaching Sky Blue]

I make sure that there´s extra seats at the dinner table that I cant fill and I always leave the table before pudding.




Tongue being dislodged from cheek.

 

[jaseisblue]

When you coach kids soccer and you do a two footed challenge on any kid wearing a rag shirt.

 

[iwasthere1968]

When you coach kids soccer and you do a two footed challenge on any kid wearing a rag shirt.

Doesn't everyone ?

 

[Stockton Heath Blue]

When you’re 3-0 up and still say “We need another here to make sure”

 

[Maly]

You know opposition fans are going home in a Moss Side ambulance