You know you're getting old when....

[Xhavenjoe]

The barbers spend longer trimming your eyebrows than they do cutting your hair.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

You celebrate getting a semi.

Your missus celebrates when you get a semi.

 

[Stoned Rose]

View attachment 30780

Shaun Ryder’s looking well.

 

[Marklr]

Your missus celebrates when you get a semi.

She just laughs :(

 

[paulchapo]

You hear on the news or somewhere them mention somebody and call them an elderly gentleman and realise they're the same age or younger than you. That's bloody savage. The first time it sank in I was like, "I'm not bloody elderly!!!" Lol

 

[AliBobbyJ]

It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.
(not original, forgot where I first heard it.)

 

[ob]

It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.
(not original, forgot where I first heard it.)

Think I first heard it in song 'Oldest swinger in town'. But I'm old and could be wrong

 

[Kiss this guy]

When you still buy a newspaper.

When you take a newspaper to have a shit.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

When you have more hair in your nose & ears than you have on your head.

 

[Bill Walker]

You start too many threads like say ......errm..... Worsley. Or you become cantankerous like say errm......Blue mist