You know you're getting old when....

[Franny 1234]

When all the coppers look young
And your kids teachers are fit

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The barbers spend longer trimming your eyebrows than they do cutting your hair.

Or you go in, ask for a hair cut and the barber asks " which one "

 

[Blue Mist]

When you still buy a newspaper.

When you take a newspaper to have a shit.

Buy some bog roll you tight get.

 

[Blue Mist]

You start too many threads like say ......errm..... Worsley. Or you become cantankerous like say errm......Blue mist

Start too many threads.......

Worsley !!!!!!!!

The rest I agree with but come on, kettle calling the pot black springs to mind

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

another prog rock thread starts on BM...

 

[Cotontoquinn]

When you can remember ‘Big Issue’ sellers being English..

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Start too many threads.......

Worsley !!!!!!!!

The rest I agree with but come on, kettle calling the pot black springs to mind

Whoosh?

 

[Blue Mist]

Whoosh?

Nah, the sheep shearer couldn't be subtle

 

[feelymcfeel]

when you tie your shoelaces you look for other stuff to do while you're down there

 

[worsleyweb]

When you can cope with pretty much anything.