You know you're getting old when....

[Millo]

You groan when you pick something up off the floor.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

You groan when you pick something up off the floor.

You groan when you think about picking something up off the floor.

 

[Protein Junkie]

You groan when you pick something up off the floor.

I don’t even attempt it mate :-)

 

[Protein Junkie]

When you remember Dennis Laws backheel

 

[mancity1]

When the dog thinks your leg is his usual lamp post.

 

[Semper aggressus]

… you don’t give a toss what anyone thinks of your attitude/dress sense/hair style/interests apart from your missus.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

You groan when you think about picking something up off the floor.

And you can't pick a pill off the table - once you managed to open the child proof medicine bottle.
When you dont feel embarrassed when you aak the missus to open a jam jar for you.

So I'm told.

 

[Barcon]

You put the bins out when only wearing underpants and slippers and don’t care that your cock is hanging out.

 

[Kippax77]

When you don't know who the grey haired prune in the mirror is

 

[Tuearts right boot]

You put the bins out when only wearing underpants and slippers and don’t care that your cock is hanging out.

" Morning Mrs Jones, bit cold for the time of year..."