You know you're getting old when....

[Phil1]

I was late getting married, 30years old, but have just celebrated our Silver anniversary (fucking 25 years, I could have done a Brinks Mat type robbery and been out spending millions by now).

John Palmer not spending much of his cut these days…

 

[Mid Wales blue]

John Palmer not spending much of his cut these days…

I think pretty much all of the original team have been shot dead.

 

[Phil1]

I think pretty much all of the original team have been shot dead.

Which still might be better than 25 years of marriage…

 

[TFC]

Cricked my neck sitting in a chair yesterday. Yes, fucking sitting. FFS.

 

[Barcon]

I was late getting married, 30years old, but have just celebrated our Silver anniversary (fucking 25 years, I could have done a Brinks Mat type robbery and been out spending millions by now).

Late? I was 45.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Late? I was 45.

You must have been uglier than me then!

 

[BlueMojito]

When your back and knees hurt in the morning when you get out of bed, rather than ache at night due to all of the action that's taken place in it.

 

[Innsbruckblue]

Somebody posts in another thread that if ‘Back to the Future’ came out this year, Marty would travel back to 1992

 

[malg]

You avoid the Politics threads like the plague as you realise it is full of fully fledged ultra left/right fucking nutters who you'd cross the road to get away from.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I was late getting married, 30years old, but have just celebrated our Silver anniversary (fucking 25 years, I could have done a Brinks Mat type robbery and been out spending millions by now).

Late? I’m 39 and never met anyone I wasn’t fed up of after a year, if not a few months, never mind get married, never mind for 25 years!