You know you're getting old when....

[BimboBob]

When the highlight of your day is a fresh linen on your bad.

Hello Mr Jackson.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

When the highlight of your day is a fresh linen on your bad

Are you Yoko Ono?

 

[MillisleBlue]

When the 4-week period between window-cleaner visits seems to get shorter and shorter...

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

You’re sat in traffic having picked up your daughter from the **** stain that is old Trafford, twitching because it’s going to take an hour and half to get home. Fucking lunatic whoever sanctioned the cricket ground as a concert venue.

Probably the same dickhead who limited the Mancunian way to 30.

BULLSHIT! (But she’s home safe).

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When your wife ( boyfriend ) no longer gives you a blow job whilst you're up a ladder.

 

[give it to gordon]

When you have never heard of the closing act on Glastonbury




What was that shit lol and why was he wearing a a ring of silver painted thorns around his head ?!!

 

[J.G.Blue.]

When your wife ( boyfriend ) no longer gives you a blow job whilst you're up a ladder.

Wouldnt that be a bit awkward when your trying to fix that loose slate?
You know two of you on a ladder 20 foot in the air & she starts doing that, "look love all I said was can you foot the ladder"

 

[Saddleworth2]

When….you like the Paul Mcartney set at Glasto.

 

[yerwot?]

When you went to The Rolling Stones Farewell Tour at The Free Trade Hall in 1973.

so what if you saw them backing Roy Orbison at the Palace. Early sixties. Quite a contrast to the mainstream "suit and tie" groups.

 

[KS55]

so what if you saw them backing Roy Orbison at the Palace. Early sixties. Quite a contrast to the mainstream "suit and tie" groups.

When you went to see The Troggs in 1965(?).