Bigg Bigg Blue
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Rubber gloves can help :)
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You know you're getting old when....
- Thread starter The Goat Feeder
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Zubrman
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Remember to take the meat out first, though.I've found one of those plastic meat trays is the best thing to try and catch it in. Can still be a bit messy though.
bobbyowenquiff
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When you are old enough to remember that the Beatles were shite because it was all about the Stones, the Who, and the Doors....and even the Kinks.
salford blue 62
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Yep,i got mine yesterdayHit 60 last week.... NHS sent out request for me to shit on a stick this week... Welcome to old age...
laserblue
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Been there done that, Catch a turd in a tissue and scrape some of it off.Hit 60 last week.... NHS sent out request for me to shit on a stick this week... Welcome to old age...
laserblue
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Or in a quiet lay-by until you just start to piss and a bus load of WI women pulls in so they can stretch their legs.Most of my trips out are now planned like a military opperation with a coded map marking the location of public toilets, which is fine untill you get into a shop absolutly bursting only to find they have had to shut the toilet :-(
Also why is it when your driving in the countryside and again bursting, you decide to pull onto the side of the road miles from anywhere, you sneak through a hole in the hedge to get some relief only to find a angry farmer with a shotgun or the local womens institute on there annual picnic in a field day!
About 5 years ago now I had to go to the kitchen window for more light to read the instructions on how long something went in the oven for on the packaging. I thought nothing of it maybe the print was to small. It wasn't my reading vision rapidly deteriorated from then. The font on my phone is set to huge and still need readers to see the text.
What is mad is that I can still read a number plate from 50 metres away.