You know you're getting old when....

[Tuearts right boot]

You cant remember yesterday but you can remember the 70's
You cant see the salt and pepper pot but you can spot a midge at 50 yds

 

[Tuearts right boot]

You have albums by all three bands but haven’t listened to any of them in over 30 years.

Subtle but good

 

[mancity1]

Your grandchild starts pulling your nasal hair and playing drums on your bloated stomach to wake you up and you can't remember the name of which one to chastise.

 

[laserblue]

You realise that your grandson is taller than you are.

 

[kaz7]

You accept grey pubes as an occupational hazard.
Sex is but a distance memory
Having a sit down piss is the norm
You fancy 60 yr old women.

Oi, i am a catch still lol

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Oi, i am a catch still lol

That's as maybe but I haven't got any bait left in my tin.

 

[kaz7]

That's as maybe but I haven't got any bait left in my tin.

Dont want you then

 

[dickie davies]

You cant remember yesterday but you can remember the 70's
You cant see the salt and pepper pot but you can spot a midge at 50 yds

I was only thinking about the 1973 oil crisis this morning when petrol rocketed to 79p a gallon

 

[LWashington]

You can remember spending Nov-Dec, in the 1970s and early 1980s, browsing through the toys section of mail order catalogues. Looking at the prices of all the things that you were not going to get for Christmas.

 

[dobingsdobber]

Oi, i am a catch still lol

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