You know you're getting old when....

[SWPISHOME]

You get up in the night for a piss

Sometimes even two pisses!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

you live with 60 yr old women

and when a granny shagger is an actual granny shagger.

 

[Bill Walker]

Sometimes even two pisses!

And after lying down for hours it takes a few minutes for gravity to help you start pissing

 

[Barcon]

Two pisses? Luxury.

You know you're old when your balls hang lower than your cock.

 

[ysmsa]

You celebrate getting a semi.

Hello Ole

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

You celebrate getting a semi.

Rag

 

[Marklr]

Two pisses? Luxury.

You know you're old when your balls hang lower than your cock.

They get heavier, pulling on the penis making it appear smaller than it actually is.
That's what I tell myself, anyway.

 

[Blue and still suffering]

This is a double 'you know you're getting old' question, do you answer your home phone by saying the last four digits it's of your land-line number?

Don't bother answering it anymore as it is a scam call or someone trying to sell you something. Just check 1571 every now and then.

 

[Bill Walker]

This is a double 'you know you're getting old' question, do you answer your home phone by saying the last four digits it's of your land-line number?

I was gonna say, you know youre getting old when you still have a landline :)

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

This is a double 'you know you're getting old' question, do you answer your home phone by saying the last four digits it's of your land-line number?

Get rid of your landline number if you can as it’s “cold calling central”
Mobile for calls and a wi-fi hub for internet is all you need and you’ll save yourself some money