You know you're getting old when....

[bluethrunthru]

when you find yourself going into hospital for a blood transfusion - like I am in the morning

 

[bluethrunthru]

There isn’t any totty your own age anymore.

Or worse still the totty your age is looking for toy boys not you lol

 

[Kippax BB Lower]

When you have got more hair coming out of your ears than you have on your head

 

[Barcon]

You live in a log cabin surrounded by tundra, no **** will see your cock anyway

The wolverines will smell it a mile away.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

when you find yourself going into hospital for a blood transfusion - like I am in the morning

Good luck. Hope it goes well for you.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Good luck. Hope it goes well for you.

suddenly developed a few issues - need them fixing to pass an MOT - Thanks Blue

 

[J.G.Blue.]

You accidently fart when picking something heavy up, Im self employed & did this the other day when moving some rocks in front of a posh lady customer, luckily she saw the funny side & even more lucky I didnt follow through!
(it really is time I retired)

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Before you follow through…

 

[Winchester]

You sneer at the latest music and describe it as
A load of bloody rubbish

 

[Bill Walker]

Cataracts....having mine removed in a month. Ohh and another colonoscopy.