You know you're getting old when...

[Garfield11]

You know your getting old when your best mate is dating a bird half his age, and he isn't breaking the law.

 

[fbloke]

When all the players you used to watch are now pundits and in some cases their sons are playing!

 

[liamctid]

I know I'm getting old when I'm on a night out and say

'What a fucking tune, reminds me of 6th form' realising that was 5 years ago!

 

[felixbg]

when you refer to shaun wright-phillips' first game as yesterday and are horrified to hear he's nearly 30

 

[shadygiz]

when you sit down to take a piss ;)

 

[Freestyler]

when you sit down to take a piss ;)

I just do that anyway, it comes out straighter.

 

[foxy]

when you can't be arsed with school re unions and you have forgotten 3/4 of the people in your year.

 

[macca-mcfc-flc]

when you put vh1 on instead of mtv

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

when you have to help make christmas dinner instead of playing the latest video game or other present given to you all christmas day morning.

 

[fbloke]

When you mentally tut at a young couple with a baby the realise that they are at least 20 years old and probably knew exactly what they were doing.