You know you're getting old when...

[KS55]

You forget nouns. You know exactly what you are thinking of but you cant name it. With me it’s making a shopping list. What are those things called?……… oh yes, beans! I actually googled “purple vegetable“ to order aubergine.

 

[Protein Junkie]

After your second pint and the inevitable visit to the bog you desperately try and hold out for 30 minutes until your next trip

 

[abu13]

After your second pint and the inevitable visit to the bog you desperately try and hold out for 30 minutes until your next trip

30 minutes !!!!!!!!!!!

Im lucky if I can go more than 5 minutes once the seal has been broken.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When your face to face talking and then when you’ve finished you can’t remember what you was talking about.

Thursday, her from the deli.

 

[crooky]

You speak to someone about the glorious smell of Four Star petrol and they don't remember it...

 

[roman totale]

You speak to someone about the glorious smell of Four Star petrol and they don't remember it...

Hmmm… highly toxic tetraethyllead

 

[abu13]

When things that used to i never used to give a shit about really irritate me.

 

[Nellies left peg]

You play for Arsenal and you mistakenly think winning the community shield is the World Cup and celebrate accordingly

 

[crooky]

Hmmm… highly toxic tetraethyllead
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Unhealthy stuff is always the best stuff. It's just how it is.

 

[Bri1975]

You have young family members over for the night and you go to bed first

 

[Bri1975]

When you have to teach the young family members staying over for the night to walk up and down the stairs instead of imitating a load of elephants

 

[stonerblue]

When you bump into an old raver mate at 5 on a Saturday evening in Lidl and chat about frozen curries instead of mitsubishis or mushrooms..

 

[mexico1970]

Explaining to someone the thrill of jumping into the back of a moving bus was considered normal and not dangerous and being looked at like you're Colonel Blinky who is spinning a yarn.

 

[Bill Walker]

MES banging on about eggheads every opportunity

 

[mexico1970]

MES banging on about eggheads every opportunity

Eggheads was set in black and white days.

 

[Bill Walker]

Eggheads was set in black and white days.

Bloody shit.....Thought this was the.. things that annoy you thread

 

[BrianW]

When you meet someone you remember as a fit young bird in a miniskirt and find she now looks like Norah Batty's elder sister.

 

[PinkFinal]

I was at a gig a few weeks ago
Before the band came on (Roses tribute) the DJ played a song and I swear the whole fucking audience sang along with it , I didn't have a clue what it was but Googled the lyrics and of course it's a 21st century song

 

[mr t]

Your best friend is your shoe horn……

 

[city2]

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