You know you're getting old when...

[Barcon]

He's talking about one of those arcade games. Asteroids, that sort of thing.

Young bastards.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

When you eat feta cheese

 

[Magicpole]

You run after a grandchild for twenty minutes and require being carried into an oxygen tent while people shout CLEAR!

 

[urban genie]

When Sam Smith confuses you

 

[BrianW]

When you are wary of farting in case you shit yourself.

 

[jimharri]

He's talking about one of those arcade games. Asteroids, that sort of thing.

When you can remember playing Space Invaders....

Kids these days don't realise what they missed out on back in the good old days.

 

[Sir peace frog]

You run after a grandchild for twenty minutes and require being carried into an oxygen tent while people shout CLEAR!

20 fucking minutes, fuck me, a 3 yard sprint and I'm ready for a sit down and a nice cup of coffee, I say sprint, more like a quick fall forward

 

[urban genie]

When you can remember no cars in your street only kids playing football and british bulldog

 

[Magicpole]

20 fucking minutes, fuck me, a 3 yard sprint and I'm ready for a sit down and a nice cup of coffee, I say sprint, more like a quick fall forward

I may have exaggerated.

 

[Sir peace frog]

I may have exaggerated.

Haha, I can just picture you, kilt wearing and deep fried mars bar un hand chasing after a little kid


Is that racist : )