**** your dad said

[Anonymous]

Lots of gems, this being probably the best:

Me: Dad?
Dad: Never been proved!


Also said of my footballing capability:

Dad: You're like George Best son.
Me: Really?
Dad: Yep, you beat 3 players then give the ball away just like he used to.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

"if your not in bed by half 10 come home"

 

[Tourist since 1971]

EVERY time we drive past a cemetery : "People are dying to get in there"

'How many dead people are in that graveyard?'

'Dunno.'

'All of them.'

 

[mcmanus]

Lots of gems, this being probably the best:

Me: Dad?
Dad: Never been proved!


Also said of my footballing capability:

Dad: You're like George Best son.
Me: Really?
Dad: Yep, you beat 3 players then give the ball away just like he used to.

hahaha my mate always says that to his kids.

 

[Always Ali]

How ya doin Dad?

Not three bad!!!

 

[ob]

Him: you know what I don't understand

Me: what's that
Him: Chinese writing

 

[LittleStan]

Whenever we went in front at Maine Road.

"There will be more goals to come"...and there always were, we invariably lost.

 

[Churchill123]

Get in the cellar with your mother/sister

Your dad was Joesph Fritzle?. - That explains a lot about your sister!

 

[m7mcfc]

Anymore of that and it's the USA for you, he meant.

Up
Stairs
Attic

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Anymore of that and it's the USA for you, he meant.

Up
Stairs
Attic

Ha ha, round here U.S.A. means Uther Side of Adswood.

My dad used to say "Never let your left hand see what your right hand's doing" which in biblical terms is quite noble but he just meant don't tell your mam I'm going to the pub.