BlueSniffer
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When picking my nose as a kid - "Your head will cave in"
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**** your dad said
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Matty
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"It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop"
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Anonymous
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Another couple:
Me: I see that insert celeb name died
Dad: Well I hope so because they are burying him on Wednesday
Me: Do they know how he died?
Dad: Short of breath I imagine
Me: What did your last slave die of?
Dad: A fat lip
Me: I see that insert celeb name died
Dad: Well I hope so because they are burying him on Wednesday
Me: Do they know how he died?
Dad: Short of breath I imagine
Me: What did your last slave die of?
Dad: A fat lip
Charlotte R
Member
If I want to borrow some change from my dad:
Me: Dad, have you got 50p?
Dad: I haven't even got 80p
It gets me everytime, haha!
Me: Dad, have you got 50p?
Dad: I haven't even got 80p
It gets me everytime, haha!
Cellarite
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Whenever City were on top against a team at Maine Road, he'd lean towards me and say "I can see us losing this 1-0." Fucking jinx.
On the way out of whichever stadium he's ever watched City play in - "I've seen some shit referees in my time, and I know you take the piss out of me when I say this, but he's is the fucking worst joker I've ever seen."
I had to try to quieten him down coming out of Wembley after the rags beat us in the Charity Shield. "Mancini needs to go now after that performance. That Yaya Toure is one lazy bastard."
He banned me from watching MTV, even when he went to Wales on holiday! He blamed it for my bad attitude.
When he first ever watched an episode of the Royle Family, I noticed him nodding every time Jim Royle spoke. I think he thought it was a documentary.
On the way out of whichever stadium he's ever watched City play in - "I've seen some shit referees in my time, and I know you take the piss out of me when I say this, but he's is the fucking worst joker I've ever seen."
I had to try to quieten him down coming out of Wembley after the rags beat us in the Charity Shield. "Mancini needs to go now after that performance. That Yaya Toure is one lazy bastard."
He banned me from watching MTV, even when he went to Wales on holiday! He blamed it for my bad attitude.
When he first ever watched an episode of the Royle Family, I noticed him nodding every time Jim Royle spoke. I think he thought it was a documentary.
Paul powers moustache
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If its got wheels or tits it will give you grief and cost you dearly .
Timmmmahhhh
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Charlotte R said:If I want to borrow some change from my dad:
Me: Dad, have you got 50p?
Dad: I haven't even got 80p
It gets me everytime, haha!
I think I'm going to like you.
Tuearts right boot
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BlueSniffer said:When picking my nose as a kid - "Your head will cave in"
Mine always said...'do you want the salt'
another one mentioned,,,allright dad ??
'Yeah,down one side'
Used to wind him up by saying Elton John was better than Beethoven
LittleStan
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LittleStan said:Whenever we went in front at Maine Road.
"There will be more goals to come"...and there always were, we invariably lost.