**** your dad said

[BimboBob]

If your Auntie had balls she would be your Uncle.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

If your Auntie had balls she would be your Uncle.

My Auntie has got balls, what can it mean?

 

[BimboBob]

If your Auntie had balls she would be your Uncle.

My Auntie has got balls, what can it mean?

I'm not sure. Does she have a deep voice?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

If your Auntie had balls she would be your Uncle.

My Auntie has got balls, what can it mean?

I'm not sure. Does she have a deep voice?

Yes, and also a very hairy chest.

 

[BimboBob]

My Auntie has got balls, what can it mean?

I'm not sure. Does she have a deep voice?

Yes, and also a very hairy chest.

Am I your Auntie?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I'm not sure. Does she have a deep voice?

Yes, and also a very hairy chest.

Am I your Auntie?

You can be if you want to be.

 

[quiet_riot]

When he first ever watched an episode of the Royle Family, I noticed him nodding every time Jim Royle spoke. I think he thought it was a documentary.

Literally LOL'd.


My dad is a DIY legend and taught me all the swear words I know. I do still laugh whenever we do a job and he says "when I nod my head, you hit it."

 

[mcmanus]

If I want to borrow some change from my dad:

Me: Dad, have you got 50p?
Dad: I haven't even got 80p

It gets me everytime, haha!

I think I'm going to stalk you.

Fixed.

 

[MCC]

Dont tell your mum.

 

[alibee73]

If you keep on messing with your belly button your arse will fall off