Your favourite City crisis?

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Stepping through 4" deep piss in the Kippax bogs was a bigger crisis than this.

 

[ooh vonky vonky]

If Mr Banks doesn’t turn up, it isn’t a proper crisis.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I think the sultanas in the Balti pies was an all time low.

I've been asked TWICE this season if I wanted milk in my Bovril.

 

[bluefitz17]

Horlock being sent off for aggressive walking .....

 

[geoff hammond]

Stepping through 4" deep piss in the Kippax bogs was a bigger crisis than this.

That’s nothing. Did you ever need a shit?!!

 

[geoff hammond]

Getting a Man U calendar from first wife’s mad aunt who didn’t realise there were two teams in Manchester (well one actually). Ex told her it was the wrong club but got the reply “well it’s still Manchester”.

That reminds me of my late mother—in-law returning from her holiday in Italy with a “City Away Kit”… an A C Milan home top to you and me

 

[theres only one carlito]

The Alan ball days weren’t a picnic

 

[unicorn]

A "crisis" is when the beer runs out. Don't misuse the word.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

That’s nothing. Did you ever need a shit?!!

Fortunately not: )

 

[1961_vintage]

I've been asked TWICE this season if I wanted milk in my Bovril.

As chat-up lines go, that's a good one.