Your Favourite Stand Up Comedian

Steven Wright with this one-liners.

"7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot" .

"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths."


"All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand."

"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."
 
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I don’t care which comedian as long as they’re scouse. Could be Freddie Star, Ken Dodd, John Bishop or Stan Boardman. In fact you could simply pull up a member of the public in Albert Dock and straight away you’d know they were scouse cause they would be as funny as fuck. It’s in their DNA
I'll certainly be laughing my head off at every Red Scouser if we win the league.
 
There's a comedian I saw some time ago, Noel James (I think he was on BGT at some point).

He was outstanding.
 
Haven't seen Doug Stanhope mentioned here. Guy is very much hit and miss, but when he's on it's hilarious.



 
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