Your Perfect Woman

Pride_In_Battle said:
Came home last night to find my missus wearing nothing but my city shirt. That'll do me!

Oh bravo my friend, thats my sort of woman!!!
 
My perfect woman is a shapeshifting (somewhat sane) schizophrenic, just freak, just nasty, Intelligent God-fearing, Christian chic.

To provide different skin colours, different hair, different vagina, variety of different titties and ass.. different personalities.

If there was a chic like that.. daaaaaamn

I'd be like tonight I want a nice firm, blonde snow-bunny.. and then after I've lasted 30 secs, 20 minutes later I'd want a fiesty latino..

..and then as an antidote to morning wood a brunette library type with glasses and a tan.

Japanese people need to quit focusing on HDTV or 3dTV, or the Playstation 4 or curing the common cold.

Focus on this!!!
 
pale skin, natural red hair, tallish, good sense of fashion, a nice voice and supports city.

christ, i can dream
 
She must look good enough so I am not ashamed to show her off to my mates.

She mustn't txt me all the time.

She mustn't make me watch/listen to the shit she likes.

She must accept that no matter how long I've known her/loved her, I've loved City for longer.

She must be able to make good gravy.

She must not be a united fan.

She must get the hint when I'm pushing her head down towards my gentalia.
 

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