Your Perfect Woman

[Ally.P]

She must look good enough so I am not ashamed to show her off to my mates.

She mustn't txt me all the time.

She mustn't make me watch/listen to the shit she likes.

She must accept that no matter how long I've known her/loved her, I've loved City for longer.

She must be able to make good gravy.

She must not be a united fan.

She must get the hint when I'm pushing her head down towards my gentalia.

This one will most definately remain a dream.

 

[Blue Trucker 69]

Lulu will do me!End of discusion.

 

[drsqueggy]

Of 3 years just ended our relationship over the phone. :(

 

[mcfc_die_hard]

Of 3 years just ended our relationship over the phone. :(

Owch!

 

[XxRachXx]

Shall i be the 1st to talk of my dream MAN

Tall but not too tall ..
a city fan is a must !!!
Must like kfc :)
Dark hair
&& Know how to treat a lady but also accept it when i offer to pay
Dont think he out there but i shall keep looking ;)

 

[Newman Noggs]

A united fan so I don't feel bad slapping her arse !

 

[ICT-Tam]

Tough one. Im not bothered by her not supporting city, aslong as she's not a rangers fan she'll do. Pretty face, good arse, good music, not a pisshead and im content.

 

[BimboBob]

Short,with short dark hair(but only on her head) good tits and a nice little arse.Goes like the privvy door when the plagues in town,a good sense of humour,likes a drink,likes football(doesn't have to be City but as long as it's not scum i don't mind) and above all intelligent.

Did i say good tits?

 

[MCFC BOB]

Nothing more, please. :) ♥
No, not the Cat.

My age.
My height.
My style.
My musical taste.
Musical.
Loud.
So, so, so weird.
Likes food.
Likes going out.
Likes TV.

<3.

 

[felixbg]

decent accent is a must. posh definatly not allowed
tanned. i dont do vampires.
be able to cut hair.
must have a stunning mother (think ahead see, because in a few years you dont want some obesse monstor).
must hate football. cannot be doing with someone lecturing me with statistics, results and all that crap.
play tennis.
musn't be too good looking. i'd feel ashamed.
must not mind day/weeks of not hearing from me. derby day may involve months.
must not call or text EVER. i hate mobile phones.


dont want to much