Your Political Predictions for 2024

[TinFoilHat]

There's a couple of obvious ones like a potential General Election. Is there any left (or right) field political events both UK or international that you think may occur next year?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I predict there won’t be a GE next year. The **** is going to cling on until grim death.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I predict there won’t be a GE next year. The **** is going to cling on until grim death.

That thought crossed my mind as well. It may take groundswell of protests to get them out earlier.

 

[blue for life]

I predict there won’t be a GE next year. The **** is going to cling on until grim death.

They have no shame whatsoever! Bunch of bastards!

 

[hilts]

I predict politicians will let us down.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

I predict politicians will let us down.

If you have no expectations how can you be disappointed?

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Liz Truss to start an onlyfans with Kwasi Kwarteng.

With Kwasi getting regularly pegged, as a homage to their relationship as PM and Chancellor.

 

[Summerbuzz]

I'd be amazed if it didn't boil down to the pattern of the last month being repeated several times over.

Official economic reports will be better than expected.

We're on the up, at last!

Then in retrospect, much more quietly, they'll be downgraded. Bad news.

But don't worry, because that only lowers the bar for the next one....

And next month, we'll be on the up, at last!

Over and over.

Then the trend will be broken. And we'll have two ups in a row, with no downgrade. This will either be around the budget, or the autumn statement. Depends on general outlook, and what they can pull together that 6 weeks.

But it will coincide with one of those two dates. And then we'll get a tax cut or two, and the almost immediate announcement of the election.

Nailed on, this is what the big effort is behind the scenes. Tbh... it's pretty funny.

 

[Phil1]

Imagine being in a situation where you have to choose between one inadequate **** over another in order to decide who’s taking the piss the most and just accept it because of err, politics. Not one member of the cabinet, the highest office in the country, is fit for purpose, their world is so different to the one the vast majority of posters on here live in it’s actually cringeworthy that they still garner your support.
looking up to and defending this awful iteration of a government makes you the worst of the worst and history won’t be kind to you.
Seriously, look, listen and read all the Conservative Party members output over the last few years and say to yourself, yeah, they speak for me. If they do you’re a **** a **** who’s taken in by other idiotic cunts who in some worped mental world have been voted in to take care of you. What a shit show.

 

[idahoblues]

Pain