Your worst state?

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Barcon said:
My sister once brought somebody home and put him in the basement to sleep.
Allegedly, I got up in the middle of the night (my bedroom was also in the basement) and urinated all over him. I personally think it was an issue with the fish tank he was sleeping next to but he insisted that he had seen a cock.
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That's a bit fucking low....put a bloke up and attempt to bum him while the poor guy's asleep.

Sounds more like drone's cellar.
 
Bill Walker said:
That's a bit fucking low....put a bloke up and attempt to bum him while the poor guy's asleep.

Sounds more like drone's cellar.
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He's in this pic. I would have pissed on him anyway : )

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I once spent the night bollock naked on the landing of my b&b in Norwich after getting locked out of my room. Only had the piss rug from around the base of the toilet as a cover. In the morning had to go into the kitchen clutching my modesty and ask the landlady for a spare key. When I got back into my room it had been completely trashed with furniture upturned, lamps strewn about and my bed pissed wet through. Only the Lord himself knows what occurred in there that night!
I then missed my train home and had to pay £95 for a rattler all the way back to Piccadilly which stopped at about 100 stations and took about 9 hours with the worst hangover known to man.
 
MikeF said:
My 18th. Butterflies in Oldham. I still don’t know how I got home some 35 years later.
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I remember my 18th, in no way whatsoever.
Flew back to sunny Manchester, crashed a pig farmers wedding, woke up with a big fuck off tattoo and surrounded by the flowers I had ripped out of some poor fuckers garden.
 
I don’t know whether it’s a bad thing or not waking up on the beach in Ibiza in 1990 bollock naked with two scouse birds I know
 
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