Your worst state?

[idahoblues]

Texas - if you know you know

You beat me to it

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What’s it like, I’ve never been

Not sure, maybe Tyler from Ohio might have been.

 

[idahoblues]

Not a huge fan of Alaska to be honest.

I love the place

 

[idahoblues]

Not sure, maybe Tyler from Ohio might have been.

Maybe that San Fran fella too

 

[CTID1988]

My wife who once was a nurse at MRI told me about you....her opening line was " we had this right fucking loony in last night"
Something like that anyway.

I think you've got the wrong person, I couldn't get a word in with the nurse I had. She wouldn't shut up about how much of a useless smelly tosser her husband was

 

[Tuearts right boot]

On a lads jolly to ibiza, I think, I woke up next to bloke who drank in the Bridgewater in Worsley. I couldn't account for and hadn't been seen for 24 hrs......still worrys me to this day

 

[Bill Walker]

I think you've got the wrong person, I couldn't get a word in with the nurse I had. She wouldn't shut up about how much of a useless smelly tosser her husband was

Ohh I didn't tell you............She's a compulsive liar..

 

[117 M34]

I usually end up in a mess so I've probably got lots although I also have memory loss when I drink so can't remember lots of them.

Broke my foot in benidorm and don't know how.
Tried to put a bet on city to win 100-0 - think the bookie realised and wouldn't take my bet.
A couple of times I've been to games and thought they had finished before it even kicked off.
Had a shit in the cupboard under the stairs (think that was after a derby game)

 

[Deleted member 13905]

I wee’d in my Mrs wardrobe after coming in completely smashed - genuinely thought it was the toilet - she woke up screaming and I was telling her to calm down … whilst continuing to piss all over clothes.

i did a similar thing once on xmas eve.
the girlfriend was being a mard and stayed in.
when i finally got back i unknowingly pissed on all her lovingly-wrapped family xmas presents.
i blamed it on the dog, escher.

 

[Barcon]

i did a similar thing once on xmas eve.
the girlfriend was being a mard and stayed in.
when i finally got back i unknowingly pissed on all her lovingly-wrapped family xmas presents.
i blamed it on the dog, escher.

My sister once brought somebody home and put him in the basement to sleep.
Allegedly, I got up in the middle of the night (my bedroom was also in the basement) and urinated all over him. I personally think it was an issue with the fish tank he was sleeping next to but he insisted that he had seen a cock.