Your worst state?

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Blue Maverick said:
Went out in summer time my new baby daughter was about 9 months old so I decided id sleep downstairs rather than wake the whole house up, it was day/night sesssion and I dont even remember getting in. Next morning wife comes down complaining there no electricity in the house all the power is off, it was a Sunday I checked the fuse box and attempted to get it back on, couldn't get a sparky until the next day, it was boiling weather and my head was in bits. About six hours later eventually the fuse box didn’t trip out, happy days, anyway later on I was looking around near a socket and it turns out I pissed on my subwoofer and it blew the electrics, just took a while to dry out!
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You’re lucky you didn’t fry the old fella there mate.
 
Cellarite said:
Can the septics start their own thread about places in America and leave this one to be about drunken antics?
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Went on a stag do a few years ago, lads from our football club. Crazy bunch of fuckers, put an eggcup full of vodka in every pint Dave had after about 10 o,clock, he didn't appear to notice this.....anyway we took the Dave's pants and shirt off after he'd become totally inebriated with his dick out of his boxers (obviously), our hotel in Melbourne had about 60 floors, lay him on the floor in a lift and pressed about 48 buttons for the lift to stop at on it's long long way up :)
 
Coming home from a lunch-time piss-up on my 21st.birthday,threw up over the bus driver and later fell asleep in a phone box in Fallowfield.Had no reason to be in Fallowfield and couldn't remember getting there.
(All this in broad daylight by the way)
 
I've staggered around, fell over, passed out a few times etc but I remember it. Never once have I not known what I'd done the night before, certainly never pissed in a wardrobe or anything like that, I think if I did I would never drink again.
 
Was in Sydney (oo-er) for new year. Went out with a litre of vodka and drank the whole lot that night - I’m not a big drinker of spirits - I lost my money and got separated from my friends, and staggered 6 miles back to Coogee where i was staying. Some mates from my hostel decided to go to the beach and I thought a swim might wake me up. Got caught in a rip and took me about 10 minutes to get out of the water and was about 30 metres down the beach from where I went in. There’s nothing like almost drowning to sober you up
 
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