Your worst state?

[splinter]

Got very pissed one night in Corfu and became separated from the group. I was found kneeling down by a house, holding a feral kitten, and told everyone that I was just helping the cats by putting them in the garden. It was the same kitten over and over, and it kept coming out through a hole in the fence but I was too fucked to realise it was the same cat.

Brilliant

 

[bewaresutekh]

Went to the Grand National with my dad one year. On it from lunch time. Got he about three in the morning. For some reason I called my mother a ****!

 

[Jamshopbridge]

Never been keen on Arkansas....I think its to do with the way its pronounced..very annoying.

 

[BimboBob]

Did you get bummed by any of your mates?

Don't think you were there mate.

 

[Barcon]

Never been keen on Arkansas....I think its to do with the way its pronounced..very annoying.

Same here mate. There's a place here that confused the crap out of me for years.
Sault ste. Marie

Soo Saint Maree.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

Same here mate. There's a place here that confused the crap out of me for years.
Sault ste. Marie

Soo Saint Maree.

assuming sault is french then it is probably more subtle than "soo"...
the t is dropped, yes, but there will be a hint of the l.
more like "sooul" but you can barely hear the ul.
french grammar nazi.

 

[Moddsblue]

A cousin of mine got smashed in New York once and as he got back to his hotel room his suitcase was open at the bottom of the bed on the luggage stand, he's not the biggest fella and got in the case to go to sleep. Not sure how long he was there for as I couldn't stop laughing as he told me.

 

[Barcon]

assuming sault is french then it is probably more subtle than "soo"...
the t is dropped, yes, but there will be a hint of the l.
more like "sooul" but you can barely hear the ul.
french grammar nazi.
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Ffs, just as I was starting to not hate the french as much.

 

[cinnamon]

I once woke up in my own bedroom and when I looked around I saw to my horror that there was no bed or furniture of any kind. For a few seconds I panicked, thinking I had been burgled. Then I remembered that I'm Japanese.

 

[Blue Maverick]

Went out in summer time my new baby daughter was about 9 months old so I decided id sleep downstairs rather than wake the whole house up, it was day/night sesssion and I dont even remember getting in. Next morning wife comes down complaining there no electricity in the house all the power is off, it was a Sunday I checked the fuse box and attempted to get it back on, couldn't get a sparky until the next day, it was boiling weather and my head was in bits. About six hours later eventually the fuse box didn’t trip out, happy days, anyway later on I was looking around near a socket and it turns out I pissed on my subwoofer and it blew the electrics, just took a while to dry out!