Had a vasectomy today

[talkativesprout]

Sorry for the Grave Dig (Thread resurection for the old timers)

Phoned my Doctor yesterday to arrange the snip. My Doctor is Chinese and fuckin brilliant

"Hello Garry, what can I do for my favorite patient"

"Mornin Dr Lee, I don't need to waste your time with an appointment, could you make arrangements for me to have a vasectomy"

"Garry, You Sure?"

"Yes I am, I'm 47 and have had 6 kids"

"You want, Castration, hah hahahhahahahahahaha"

" hahaha, Have you been talking to my wife?"

"Yes, she want me to chop it off hahahahahahahahaha"

"No just the snip will do"

"yes Ok I will get your balls rolling....hahahahahhahahahahah"

"hahahhah,Dr Lee, you have a screw loose"

"hahahahaha so will you soon"

"Goodbyes"


I have nothing to add to the subject matter, but i am pretty sure Dr Lee, is the best doctor in the land and all the world :)

 

[TCIB]

Pmsl he sounds bat shit crazy like Dr Nick mixed with Mr Chow (The Hangover)

 

[willipp]

There's no way I'd be letting Dr Lee anywhere near my nads

 

[kaz7]

You trust him with a scapel and your balls ? lol

 

[andyhinch]

You trust him with a scapel and your balls ? lol

Should have PM'd me, just sharpened the chain saw ;-)

 

[@BluePhil8]

Pmsl good luck mate!

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Do they give you one of those lampshade things for your cock like when your dog has been to the vet ?

 

[jay_mcfc]

Will be booking in soon and looking forward to it. My youngest of two is nearly 8 months old and is currently waking up on average twenty times a night. I will take as much bollock pain as they can give me because I am not going through this again.

 

[stony]

Will be booking in soon and looking forward to it. My youngest of two is nearly 8 months old and is currently waking up on average twenty times a night. I will take as much bollock pain as they can give me because I am not going through this again.

My cousin had it done and we ribbed him about it mercilessly in the pub. He was in agony afterwards, oh how we laughed. Much to our delight, when he was tested again a few weeks later, he was found to have a second tube. More fun was had at his expense when he had to have the op again.
Is it right that your nickname is 3 tubes Jay?

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Do they give you one of those lampshade things for your cock like when your dog has been to the vet ?

Fuck that. I'd want one for the wife!