Recent content by beast

I want one

There's a thread somewhere on here...

Wouldn't be the first

? Enough to not post a full sentence?

I really wouldn't put lampard in the same sentence as the granny shagger.

State of that sad sack's fucking sad chops.

My Mrs had her car driven into in a car park when she wasn't even in the car, dented wing and scuffed bumper. Really minor damage but it was written off. We received about £4k and bought the car back for £600. New mot and good to go.

Loud and proud on 5live, me and my lad turned it up a couple of notches

I'm sneery as Fuck, dryrobe wankers.

Seems like a load of hot air and wishful thinking.

That's one of the worst things I've ever seen!

2011?

Did you not enjoy winning it last season?

In your opinion blue.

It is, I fucking love it.