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Every leaked picture of a new kit looks awful - a combination of the poor quality camera, being snapped in a hurry, the way it's been put on the mannequin or draping limply from a coat hanger, or being worn by a chubby/thin asian guy taking a selfie in a cramped changing room, you can never...

Really interesting, never knew it was based on a movie theme tune! Not one of my favourite chants, but at least it's not that god awful generic chant that goes "and its [insert name here], [insert name here] FC, they're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen"

All of theses videos have made me smile, or given me a few tears in my eyes, but this one made me bawl my eyes out, especially that old guy at the end - Absolutely amazing

East stand 102, When QPRs second goes in it's like a physical kick in the gut, I sit down and bury my face in my scarf. I look up at the clock, still plenty of time to go, we can still do this, come on! But as the minutes tick away a growing sense of panic and anxiety takes over. I can't sit or...

Is it wrong that I'm enjoying watching the left video more than the right?

Niall Quinn saving Dean Saunders' penalty The guy waving the chicken in the Platt Lane stand Vince Miller in his white suit Elvis the plastic hawk on a string Mr Banks in the Kippax Kappa - the best kits worn by the worst players HALF TIME DRAW TICKETS! Steve Lomas in the corner The...

Something like Hi Ho Silva's blinding All the runs he makes are winding I see the blue moon rising And we'll make a fuss Cos he's one of us

Re: Chat up lines "Do you want to play the rape game?" "No!" "That's the spirit!"

Yeah! We'll be straight back up and then maybe we can sign someone like Robbie Fowler or Jon Macken and strive for mid table!

Clarkies, Clarkies everywhere!

Wet shave twice a week in the shower. Tried an electric shave once, never again, left my face and neck looking like a slice of corned beef.

I don't think I could sing more than a few words before blubbing like a little girl. It was played at my grandad's funeral, who actually supported Stoke, so that's even more poignant, and its been played at every final since 1927 (<a class="postlink"...

During the last rendition of bluemoon I looked down towards the approximate location where me, my brother and dad were sitting during the 1999 playoff final, then grabbed them both and gave them a big hug with tears in my eyes, and all around me families and friends were doing the same. Wonderful!

"Ladies and gentlemen, we have now landed at Manchester Airport where the local time is 22.10 and the temperature is a mild 15 degrees. Please stay seated with your seatbelt fastened until the plane comes to a complete stop and the seatbelt signs go out" Cue the clicks as people undo their...

Another thing I've always been a bit unsure of... When they say 'the whole ball needs to cross the line' what exactly does that mean? I've always interpreted that as there needs to be daylight between the edge of the ball and the plane of the line- Not just the part of the ball thats touching...

Jamie Pollock How can you forget that infamous own goal when he beat the opposition forward to head past our keeper? Sublime. Also, nearly all the photos of him in action at the time showed him with his tongue sticking out looking like a gormless simpleton.

The event in Albert Square after the Thomas Cook trophy match just after Frank (yes, we did actually call Thaskin that) and Sven arrived. A surreal combination of City fans, Thai exiles, Thaskin political supporters, beer, free Thai food and entertainment. The players went into the town hall...

Badly Drawn Boy at Castlefield Arena, New Years Eve, about 2002 There were several acts but his performance was the nail in the coffin for a terrible night. He rambled on and moaned incoherently about god knows what, and then began insulting the audience. It was a crap night in general...

You know it's a good goal when the opposition fans applaud. I remember applauding Henry and Zola at Maine Rd but I don't think it was for goals, just brilliant performances