Cannot believe this

[bgblue]

I bought my missus a Hoover, she thought it was a lovely surprise :)

 

[Ban-jani]

could be nothing mate, don't jump to conclusions but obviously ask her and tell her you know.

 

[tidyman]

I think this is going to be my favourite thread of this week.

Do you think it's a mate or just some random guy?

 

[peoffrey]

Only you know if you trust her. Just say her Dad said she'd gone to the pictures with you but you knew nothing about it?

 

[johnny on the spot]

Doesn't sound good OP.

Is she worth risking jail for? If so, buy a baseball bat and deliver justice. If not, post all her nudes.

 

[scotty123]

What's she gone to see?

Hope its not Ice Station Zebra, watched it this afternoon, wooden actors, wooden scenery and it was shit

 

[bgblue]

 

[Challenger1978]

Girlfriend finished work before so we were texting each other about New Year tomorrow and what we were going to do. Then she just stop replying, didn't hear anything back for 2 hours and with all this shit about missing people i was getting a bit worried as she always lets me know when shes got home safe.... I left it another hour, nothing. Tried ringing her, phone off, so im pretty worried somethings happened now... I ring her mum and her mum says she doesnt know where she is, then her dad pipes up in the background "She's gone to the cinema with CTID1988...." (obviously not that name, but me)....

So, apparently she is at the cinema with me while im sat here like a bellend shitting myself thinking somethings happened.

Im not one for jumping to conclusions but surely this can only mean one thing right? Just after christmas too. ****

Maybe her dad doesn't think you're good enough for his little girl and is shit stirring.

EDIT: Or just a numpty that's got it wrong.

 

[BWTAC]

What's she gone to see?

Hope its not Ice Station Zebra, watched it this afternoon, wooden actors, wooden scenery and it was shit

Perhaps she has gone there hoping for wood?

 

[CTID1988]

Only you know if you trust her. Just say her Dad said she'd gone to the pictures with you but you knew nothing about it?

I do yeah, but the last month or so she has been accusing me of seeing other people whenever she gets pissed off. I was wondering why shes been saying that, now i think i might know. Guilt