Cannot believe this

[mayo31]

I do yeah, but the last month or so she has been accusing me of seeing other people whenever she gets pissed off. I was wondering why shes been saying that, now i think i might know. Guilt

I'm hardly Bluemoon's Casanova but every girl I've ever been with has, on at least one occasion, accused me of ridiculous things or got jealous over the most innocuous comment. I don't understand the mind of a woman and neither will I ever attempt to.

It could be nothing and her Dad thought she'd gone to the pictures with you?

Maybe, Gonna take me a while to find out though, shes gone watching the hobbit apparently...Isnt that about 3 hours long?!
I know which cinema she would be at, so half tempted to go there and wait it out. I would look a right twat if she walks out of there with her mate though so will leave it!

It's dark now, hang around with some night vision binoculars, put a balaclava on, she will never know you stalking her

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

I wish she'd get her hand out of my popcorn

 

[dronefromsector7g]

So who's got the parody thread covered?

 

[johnny on the spot]

If her new squeeze can go for three hours, it might be worth conceding defeat.

 

[tidyman]

I do yeah, but the last month or so she has been accusing me of seeing other people whenever she gets pissed off. I was wondering why shes been saying that, now i think i might know. Guilt

I'm hardly Bluemoon's Casanova but every girl I've ever been with has, on at least one occasion, accused me of ridiculous things or got jealous over the most innocuous comment. I don't understand the mind of a woman and neither will I ever attempt to.

It could be nothing and her Dad thought she'd gone to the pictures with you?

Maybe, Gonna take me a while to find out though, shes gone watching the hobbit apparently...Isnt that about 3 hours long?!
I know which cinema she would be at, so half tempted to go there and wait it out. I would look a right twat if she walks out of there with her mate though so will leave it!

You could discreetly keep an eye on the exit, from a safe distance and quitely slip away unnoticed if she comes out with a mate?

I'm not sure what you could do if she appears with your mate though?

 

[RandomJ]

I'm hardly Bluemoon's Casanova but every girl I've ever been with has, on at least one occasion, accused me of ridiculous things or got jealous over the most innocuous comment. I don't understand the mind of a woman and neither will I ever attempt to.

It could be nothing and her Dad thought she'd gone to the pictures with you?

Maybe, Gonna take me a while to find out though, shes gone watching the hobbit apparently...Isnt that about 3 hours long?!
I know which cinema she would be at, so half tempted to go there and wait it out. I would look a right twat if she walks out of there with her mate though so will leave it!

You could discreetly keep an eye on the exit, from a safe distance and quitely slip away unnoticed if she comes out with a mate?

I'm not sure what you could do if she appears with your mate though?

Kick his head in?

 

[Challenger1978]

Maybe, Gonna take me a while to find out though, shes gone watching the hobbit apparently...Isnt that about 3 hours long?!
I know which cinema she would be at, so half tempted to go there and wait it out. I would look a right twat if she walks out of there with her mate though so will leave it!

You could discreetly keep an eye on the exit, from a safe distance and quitely slip away unnoticed if she comes out with a mate?

I'm not sure what you could do if she appears with your mate though?

Kick his head in?

+1

 

[adrianr]

I'm sure a nearby Bluemooner will happily go and stake out the cinema for you. Give them one of those long range black and white FBI-esque photos and a cup of coffee. It'll be just like the movies.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Maybe, Gonna take me a while to find out though, shes gone watching the hobbit apparently...Isnt that about 3 hours long?!
I know which cinema she would be at, so half tempted to go there and wait it out. I would look a right twat if she walks out of there with her mate though so will leave it!

Take her some flowers.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I do yeah, but the last month or so she has been accusing me of seeing other people whenever she gets pissed off. I was wondering why shes been saying that, now i think i might know. Guilt

I'm hardly Bluemoon's Casanova but every girl I've ever been with has, on at least one occasion, accused me of ridiculous things or got jealous over the most innocuous comment. I don't understand the mind of a woman and neither will I ever attempt to.

It could be nothing and her Dad thought she'd gone to the pictures with you?

Indeed, us Dad's of a certain age are sometimes deliberately obtuse, plain wrong, or whatever - she could be at an embarrassing cervical smear test she doesn't want any male to know about or similar.
Keep your powder dry until you know for sure she's done you wrong, otherwise you could end up like a fucking big girl's blouse just because she's not at your beck and call 24 hrs a day.

Is that what they call it nowadays