Dinner suit or white tuxedo and black trousers for gentlemen and ball gowns for ladies.
You will be provided with white cotton gloves which much be used when politely applauding periods of good play. You must wait for the 'applause' panel in front of you to illuminate before clapping and failure to adhere to this will result in being ejected from the stadium.
Heckling of players and officials is strictly prohibited and will incur lifetime bans.
Banter with away fans must be via the new tunnel club method of presenting a handwritten note to a bellboy who will present it on a silver salver to the away fan of your choice. Example: you write "does she take it up the arse?" If the recipient takes exception to your message, you will be ejected from the ground.
Taking exception to players spitting, picking their noses, scratching their bums and adjusting their dangly bits whilst you're eating your food is prohibited.
We hope you enjoy your new match day experience.