HH Sheikh Mansour planning to attend City v Barcelona match?

[Chris in London]

So many crap puns. The mods should prune out the worst ones.

That's just sour grapes

I hate it when the puns berry all the decent posts.

Who gives a fig?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

That's just sour grapes

I hate it when the puns berry all the decent posts.

Who gives a fig?

He should take a leaf out of your book.

 

[Chris in London]

I hate it when the puns berry all the decent posts.

Who gives a fig?

He should take a leaf out of your book.

Well he might - it's a loose leaf

Figs do make you loose

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Who gives a fig?

He should take a leaf out of your book.

Well he might - it's a loose leaf

Figs do make you loose

Never explain your jokes Chris. Thin end of the wedge, mate.

 

[Chris in London]

Is he actually there? They haven't shown him on telly

 

[vintiz]

Did he make it ?

 

[mahers]

Did he make it ?

Nearly

I saw him outside the chippy at Mary d's with gravy all down his kandura . Think the dibble picked him up after that..

 

[lonestay]

So what can be made of the Sheik's appearance/non appearance ?
He fly's into Manchester on a private, jet on the day that his team play Barcelona, and then apparently does not attend the game ? So discounting the theory that fish n chips in Didsbury was not the reason why make all the effort to be in Manchester on that day ? I think it was Sherlock Holmes who said when you have discounted the probable then you have too look at the improbable, or it could have been Eammon Holmes looking for donuts ! My point being, its not that improbable that the biggest deal in world football took place in Manchester last night. The Sheik was in town for a reason and that reason seems not to have included actually watching the game .

 

[its a Barm]

So what can be made of the Sheik's appearance/non appearance ?
He fly's into Manchester on a private, jet on the day that his team play Barcelona, and then apparently does not attend the game ? So discounting the theory that fish n chips in Didsbury was not the reason why make all the effort to be in Manchester on that day ? I think it was Sherlock Holmes who said when you have discounted the probable then you have too look at the improbable, or it could have been Eammon Holmes looking for donuts ! My point being, its not that improbable that the biggest deal in world football took place in Manchester last night. The Sheik was in town for a reason and that reason seems not to have included actually watching the game .

so he come to manchester on the day City play Barca and does not attend the game i think you may be wrong my friend not a chance.

 

[Plaything of the gods]

So what can be made of the Sheik's appearance/non appearance ?
He fly's into Manchester on a private, jet on the day that his team play Barcelona, and then apparently does not attend the game ? So discounting the theory that fish n chips in Didsbury was not the reason why make all the effort to be in Manchester on that day ? I think it was Sherlock Holmes who said when you have discounted the probable then you have too look at the improbable, or it could have been Eammon Holmes looking for donuts ! My point being, its not that improbable that the biggest deal in world football took place in Manchester last night. The Sheik was in town for a reason and that reason seems not to have included actually watching the game .

Bad gravy, nothing more.