Spiders

[andyhinch]

I spoke to soon, something bit me/stung me last night, felt like an molten iron rod going through my arm, right on one of the stars on my city tat, the **** must have been a rag

 

[snorky]

Not hurting them is good, I've probably got a more gentle touch than you ;-)

I grab a bit of bog roll, snatch em up in it and chuck em out the window. The spider can then use the bumfodder as a mini parachute

 

[kaz7]

Get one of these 12 quid on amazon,use on bees and wasps as well,it sucks them in then you can let it go outside

 

[malg]

Get one of these 12 quid on amazon,use on bees and wasps as well,it sucks them in then you can let it go outside

Is that in the 'marital aids' section?

 

[malg]

 

[kaz7]

Is that in the 'marital aids' section?

You dirty fucker lol

 

[Bill Walker]

Thats fucking gross

 

[johnny on the spot]

Caught and released three tonight. Big beasts as well. All spared to the pantry. Glad to have them on patrol.

 

[stony]

Caught and released three tonight. Big beasts as well. All spared to the pantry. Glad to have them on patrol.

You won't be glad when one drops into your mouth when you're asleep, panics, and bites your tongue. Anaphylactic shock will see your tongue swell like an engorged porn stars cock and choke you out in about 3 minutes flat.

 

[johnny on the spot]

You won't be glad when one drops into your mouth when you're asleep, panics, and bites your tongue. Anaphylactic shock will see your tongue swell like an engorged porn stars cock and choke you out in about 3 minutes flat.

Already had Lyme disease and I'm not looking forward to Christmas, so bring the cunts on.