The end of Page 3 girls

[BillyBonds]

To be fair there are two are three of those worth banging.

As long as you don't mind them keeping their jugs fettered.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

 

[TangerineSteve17]

I always thought the page 3 thing was a little odd. Couldn't care less if it's there or not.

 

[jayfx]

They'll be all buying the Sun now that it's nipple free will they?
I'm confused, one minute they're burning bras, the next they're demanding they be put on.

 

[Stoned Rose]

It seems extremely bizzare that in 20 fucking 15 something as mild as page 3 has been banned.

I refuse to believe this is a 'serious' thing.

It has to be some sort of publicity stunt.

 

[Cellarite]

Are they all semi-literate?

One of them has just printed out a sheet of A4 from the works printer and stuck it on a lollipop.

Another one has made a sign of PG3 which sounds like a movie rating, and despite having a landscape piece of cardboard, decided to make a circular motif on the sign which is obviously a road to nowhere as its become an oblong. Oh and despite having the biggest sign she was the only one who felt the need to shorten that far too verbose word of "page".

Finally, the middle one has ripped a cardboard box off, and obviously wanted to write "NO MORE" on one line and "PAGE 3" on the other line. Unfortunately she has the artistic ability of a spatula and started the word PAGE far too high which left her in the quandary of then having an obviously uncentered word on her second line or a completely blank half of the cardboard. She then had the genius solution of putting on the word THREE on the third line and then had the same problem of either having an uncentered word or centering it and making it look like the second line was a fuck up. She went with the blaggiest option of lining it up in a "I totally meant to do it" type of way. Then she realised that maybe having four signs that all say the exact same thing might not challenge the intellectual elites and spark a debate about their point so quickly wrote in "MORE MEDIA EQualITY" because making two signs is hard when you have to spend time putting on makeup and putting jewelry into your mutilated ears in the name of fashion. I'm certain that the irony of doing this whilst attending a rally about female inequality and the objectification of beauty never once crossed her mind.

She was so distracted that she also somehow forgot how to write the letter E. It's a simple letter is E, the most common letter in the English alphabet actually so most people have lots of practice in it. You see the top and bottom caps of the E are generally always the same size and the middle one is shorter. We've done this for quite a while actually though in many fonts the middle line of E is now becoming the same size as the other two. Thus calligraphy and language marches on. What is absolutely not acceptable though is to start drawing a proper E and make the caps in descending order of length. That isn't an E, it's an F that has shit itself. The fucking rftard. Also her O seems to be anorexic which is a disgrace that it felt pressured to conform to the O like standards of society and a rounded, more full figured O should have been used to show solidarity with all O shapes in the world the O-jectifying bitches.

I wouldn't trust that lot to make a brew based on their signage. You would have thought that in a display about a national issue that they would have put a bit less though into their snazzy RELAX based fashionable t-shirts and more about the way that their message is presented wouldn't you?

They've lost my vote. Poor calligraphy and a failure to appreciate negative space in graphic design is my wedge issue in politics.

A very good post and one that shows you're mastery of the written word Damocles but ultimately worthless.

Those signs have been photoshopped. The original picture showed the ladies with signs saying 'Latics are going up', 'Follow me to Ice Station Zebra' and 'Oldham are magic'.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Not a single one of that lot would get on Page 3. Especially the Ian Brown looking fucker at the back.

Perhaps therein lies the 'issue'.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Also, I find that advert for whey protein powder offensive. What happened to bluemoon's no nipple rule?

We decided that if we banned all tits from here there'd only be three of us left.

three of us you say? hmmmm ;)

 

[aguero93:20]

It seems extremely bizzare that in 20 fucking 15 something as mild as page 3 has been banned.

I refuse to believe this is a 'serious' thing.

It has to be some sort of publicity stunt.

Spot on, Murdoch only has one motivating factor in any decision, he probably banned it because banning it would generate more publicity in a short space of time than page 3 would for the rest of the bloody century.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

I always thought the page 3 thing was a little odd. Couldn't care less if it's there or not.

Indeed. I'm more bothered that the goverment have outlawed UK porn that contains fisting, pissing and squirting.